Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and a weird store that only sells

on Ellen today.

under his flat-brimmed baseball hat?

(scoffs) Look at this idiot, trying to return a knock-off.

ALL (chanting): Go! Go! Go, Orion! Go! Go!

But what if I'm not instantly amazing at it?

It's like Ed Hardy all over again.

What was I thinking, trusting you to help me look cool?

and they're crap.

Which I'm producing. (whimpering)

You can't record me-- I'm recording you.

Wait, Homer's the reason you're all wearing these clothes?

than I am right now.

HOMER: I've been liked.

How did a chum-wad like you get a pair?

But old people don't know about my clothes.

or found at the beach.

You changed your mind.

I'm sorry to bother you. I'm looking for Bart Simpson.

doesn't mean they're actually coming.

Young people saw old people wearing the brand,

Thanks, Dad. Sometimes you are a little bit cool.

I got this on lock. On lock.

a single action figure.

You know what? I can teach you to skate.

But I've learned something-- when you wear crazy clothes

and you're ruining it.

I waited through rain, through sun,

I'm doing it. I-I'm authentic.

(laughs) Too bad.

We must tell all middle-aged men that they need not grow old.

You're buying that for yourself?