Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, you don't want any of this.

...worse than any nightmare that you ever dreamed.

You see? He's not a machine. He's a man!

Adrian, this ain't everything.

God, I feel born again

Whatever he hits, he destroys

Age versus youth in a goodwill exhibition match...

He’s cut! He’s cut! The Iona’s cut!

# You change your passion for glory

Welcome to the NFL Cooper

Yo. Could you turn your robot down?

(Barry) Round two. It's been a one-sided fight so far.

That's very hard for a man of my intelligence to handle.

# Have no meaning anymore

Come on! Get up!

Dad, you're late. Mom's gonna yell at you.

Me, watching Elder Bednar get emotional in his conference talk...

That’s a great lookin’ guy

Checkmate, friend.

- Well, they're out. - You drownded me!

Brady should not even be on this list because he’s the GOAT

...it's too bad we gotta get old, huh?

I just wanna say one thing to my kid, who should be home sleepin'.

- (Rocky) Excuse me! - (MC translates)

- I see three of him out there. - Hit the one in the middle.

(Duke) Reach and grab him! Reach and grab him!

Will you remember that... Daddy thinks you're the best boy in the world, hm?

...we wish to... educate your country. - There have been rumours of doping...

It's an exihibition!

- Has Drago partaken in any experiments? - No! Lvan is naturally trained.

...but if I could unzip myself and step out and be someone else, I'd wanna be you.

- This is your whole life here! - Yeah, knock him out, Rocko.

Creed's dancing around.

...it ain't against him?

Boy, you really move good for an older guy.

He sounds like Dracula's cousin.

Though most of the world is ignorant in body chemistry...

# We're not indestructible

Fix the damn invite!

Creed is over the hill, and, uh... the Russian hasn't fought anybody.

- # How does it feel? - # When there's no destination

(English commentator) The Russian is cool as he acknowledges his premier.

Adrian always tells the truth.

# Like a stranger in a no-name town

They are assigned to you.

# No easy, no easy way out

...a former heavyweight champion of the world...

(Stu) Round one.

Happy almost anniversary.

We're gonna do it!

We are finished, yes? Da svidaniya.

HES NOT A MACHINE. HES A MAN!

He's like a volcano just waiting to erupt.

- (Duke) Keep choppin' away! - Chop him down! Chop him down!

- A friend gave it to me. Like it? - Who punched you in the eye?

All right, but... when this is over...?

...then the warrior may as well be dead, Stallion.

- So the result's quite obvious. - And what results are those?

- # There's no shortcut home - # There's no shortcut home

No stoppin' now! You start and you don't stop!

...and evolution. Isn't it, gentlemen? Drago is the most perfectly trained athlete ever.

(Warner) Ooh! A punishing right by the Russian.

JJ v Andy Bellamy

The legs appear to be still a little rubbery.

# In the darkest night...

(Barry) Rocky Balboa has done the impossible! And these people love him!

Throw the Damn ball!!