Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- "Irritability..." - You wish.

Now, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my car

only gave us $15.00 for break room repairs,

and there's a guy who dresses up as a clown

Hey, excuse me, uh, my son is taking dishes off the shelves

so I guess laughter's as good as anything.

Uh, okay, yeah. Put it in the cart.

You know, I do volunteer work at this children's ward,

changing the water cooler in the pharmacy?

Do you want a balloon animal?

There's a squeaker in it, too. How cute is that?

Right, 'cause you have that awesome memory where you don't forget anything.

This is your moment.

- Mm-hmm. - And then my sister needs

The best medicine is penicillin.

So you might wanna keep her at the top of the pile.

Oh, you're... oh, okay, uh, here, hand me one.

for your cargo shorts?

and remembered that I had sold it seven months ago.

that the rest of the money was gonna go to this gal.

Oh, this is so nice.

but, as a child of divorce...

There's a sign-up sheet.

Oh, um, I think that day I'd taken away a bit of a joint from one kid,

A journal. All right, what do we got here?

Someone left that here?

Listen, it's nothing to be ashamed of, okay?

I'm not gonna apologize for taking advantage of a loophole.

Oh, good! Good, good.

Right, and, um, what I wanna do with it is...

Somewhere in St. Louis,

you get the giraffe, and other days you get the wig.