Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so they could take extra naps,

I just need one second.

giant wad of cash.

Thank you so much for calling me.

Salt scrub, essential oils, deep tissue rub-down.

some days you get the wig.

earlier when I was smiling, I wasn't.

But, you know, if... if you want, I mean, yeah.

Ooh, a panini press! We could have hot sandwiches.

Oh, it looks like you've signed yourself up

Right, okay, so you accidentally smiled at me,

It's an expression.

Sky diving instructors, hand models,

Here's your halffilled tin of dip, didn't know you were a dipper.

got people looking like Tilda Swinton.

Some days you get the Giraffe Some days you get the wig

Yeah, it's great, if you wanna wear a man's jacket and look like a man.

but he said, "I'm not happy either,"

listening to yacht rock and eating two Take 5s

So sorry, I-I get that your mother's fridge

I'm the bad boy of my friend group.

You just had a baby.

that you have this perfect excuse planned out

Oh, close enough, anyway I...