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It's the search for the time before it leaves without you
[Chuckles] No, I don't think so.
and, uh,
That you launching a mass shooting near a concert?
Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college.
Just trying to swing a full-time ride
And girls have broken up with you before.
The first was her long dark hair.
Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife.
This is a story of boy meets girl.
I got some troubles but they won't last
It's a big seller. I meant as an architect.
Here comes your man [Summer] Is it- [Vocalizes]
[Pop]
Well, of course. Yeah?
Disposition
- Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own.
Could you write up some prototypes for these?
Congratulations on your new baby. Right?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.
This Radio Commercial Needs a Lyft
Robyn's- Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams.
This is fun.
Next time you look back, l, uh-
Smiths?
[Cheering]
[Sighs] Home sweet home.
Summer just moved here from-
have your tickets out and ready for collection.
[Bookends Continues]
A GOOD State Lottery Radio Commercial
Summer!
Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus.
It's all right
[Engineer] All aboard, please.
[Man On P.A.] May I have your attention, please?
That?
Want one? Yeah.
with no lasting memories made in between.
- 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that.
You like the Smiths? Yeah.
I love these pancakes.
You know, it's like we said.
[Giggling] Duck.
First' put down the plate.
This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music...
Wait, the babies haven't been born
Height, average. Weight, average.
[Plate Shatters]
I'm messed up. I am.
And it's contagious
I walked in the rain like a drone
Like life is worth it.
save the serious stuff for later.
Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. Mmm.
Paul- You were essentially stalking her!
I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew.
What's this about I figured love would shine through
- It's underrated. - You could just ask her out.
And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck.
Where at least I know I'm free
I'll race you to the bedroom.
'Cause they've got years of experience
Yes, that is from one of our cards.
BARTENDER!
And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.
You with this guy? Hey, I'm Tom.
Hey, Tom? Mmm.
[Sighs] what?
Okay
I must have walked right by you. Yeah.
I hate her 1960s haircut.
Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. [Man] Whoo!
I think people will really enjoy them.
I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray
Listen, it's great to meet you,
And this one says, You can do it!
Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know.
And put it on a mountaintop
I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this.
Goddamn. That song is brilliant!
Thomas.
After you, please.
[Sighs] So, what happened?
your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the seventh grade,
Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering...
we- We'll figure it out. we'll figure it out.
This is a story of boy meets girl.
Mr. Vance, are you firing me? No. No.