Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy.

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you.

Summer Finn, just another girl.

She's the light that guides me home.

I can laugh it in the face

I love 'em. [Elevator Bell Dings]

This one says, Go for it!

Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year...

and asked me about it,

Tom was- Sorry. Um-

Who the hell's Sean? My boyfriend before Mark.

The Boy with the Arab Strap...

Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.

Well, maybe that's- And most marriages end in divorce these days.

Hmm. How about . . . “I love us”?

Okay. Who's next?

I think I've seen you there. Really?

Well, um, I wrote this one.

[Chattering] Ah, hon?

Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks.

I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship-

and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense.

I can't believe this is your boyfriend.

My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.

I hate this song!

We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through

It starts out like I'm running really, really fast.

You don't need to know what I do all day

There's women, and there's men.

Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city.

[Machines Beeping]

I don't wanna talk about it. You always wanna talk about it.

Uh- Good. okay.

I didn't, uh- I didn't know you were gonna join us.

I'm free. I'm safe.

and you dated for, like, three hours.

My love has come along

I nominate Young werther here.

[Man Speaking Swedish Continues]

Um, yeah, not too far.

It's Amanda Heller all over again.

How you doing? Good. How are you?

Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like-

Yeah, maybe like a- a hormonal thing.

Did you bang her? No.

Because it's not important.

[Siren Wailing In Distance]

We provide the service that lets them off the hook.

and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate.

You make my dreams come true

And then I wake up.

[Chuckling] It's that and my teeth falling out.

I always loved this place, ever since you brought me.

Something about that guy and singing. [Chuckles]

Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job.

No one's got it all

I'm Summer. Summer.

- You were amazing. - [Tom] I know, buddy.

She has it too. Penis! Penis!

[Tom] She likes Magritte and Hopper.

Actually, you know what? Yes, Tom?

So, that was fun the other night.

Twist and shout my way out

Do you know? Do you? Anybody?

There goes the fear

Hmm. How about...

What's going on here, with us?

I'm happy. Aren't you happy? Yeah.

As long as she's cute and she's willing, right?

open your mind Believe it's gonna come true

I'm down on my daydream

And we're responsible. I'm responsible.

You did the right thing.

[Whispers] Can you, uh- Can you wait one second?

Yeah, uh, this is-

No one's got it all That's so nice.

This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. No.

Congratulations on your new baby. That’s it for hanging out. Nice knowing you.

Just because she said it was good? And some other things.