Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's got you high

Pretty good. You just moved here, right?

No. You know what?

[Giggles] All right.

Wanted to try something new and exciting. Mmm.

and... you're a very attractive girl.

I thought I might see you here.

Mmm. That is good.

You can't deny you want a happy ending

Yeah. Nah. I mean. Iike. what are we, like-

That's so interesting. I wanted to write.

[Copier Whirs, Stops]

Today you're a man.

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Hi.

I mean. things are going well.

[Knocking Continues]

- Thank you. - [Vance] Good job, Rhoda.

So, what should I do? You should ask her.

You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America.

He knew. He was sure of it now.

Shit, I don't know.

A time of confidences

You did? That's cool. What happened there?

I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen?

You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?

- [Slams Table] - Okay. Who's singing next?

You're so smart.

The infinite pet

The sink's broken.

I mean, 'cause you know that that- that means that she's a lesbian, right?

I've never seen you here before.

Come on. They're not gonna let you back in there after last time.

Yes, I can see you, girl

So, what you're saying- I'm saying you do want to ask her.

Think about it. Why do people buy these things?

Like, did she say, uh, hey instead of hi?

You're serious? This guy?

[Thunder Rumbling]

I hate her knobby knees.

Why don't you just say Piggies?

Just like that? Just like that.

Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it.

Can make a good man turn bad

Yeah. So, a little awkward.

Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses...

what? What are we, um-

would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know.

So, are you okay?

Hey, baby. Hey, you here?

[Video Game Sounds] Lucky.

and you look for those first signs of trouble.

How 'bout, Congratulations on your new baby.

Let me get what I want [Clicks off]

I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say?

I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.

not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.

What's that? [Laughs] why not?

has been... a little off.

I'm not nearly drunk enough to- Bartender.

Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day-

Thank you so much. No problem.

I can't this week, but maybe next?

what is that then? I don't know. That-

That's me. Come on up.

Goose! Oh! oh! oh!

and we need a new holiday that recognizes that.

[Man] Left behind

[Narrator] Tom walked to her apartment,

plenty of other fish in the sea.

Oh, we rarely left the room.

[Exhales] Penis.

You make my dreams come true

I think I'm just gonna call it a day.

This is not how you treat your friend.

You live around here?

[Man] Hung up and bent on a stranger

You. [Chuckles]

Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going.