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I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it!
Sings a sad, sad song
Gets really good reviews.
After you.
What?
- Paul! Shh! - [Door Opening]
What happened? Why- Why didn't they work out?
Hey, maybe you should write a book. What?
Ah, I wasn't that bad.
oh. That makes sense.
Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her.
Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love?
Like my parents. Okay. Mine too, but-
I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her.
Suffering. Suffering.
I gave her plenty of chances.
Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up-
Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a work thing. The whole office is going.
Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know-
The point is,
It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. Sure.
[Rhythmic Banging]
Okay.
Nothing's going on.
-Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before.
- P.M.S.? - What do you know about P.M.S.?
So, what do you wanna do?
The sun's in the sky It makes for happy endings
About living free
No, no Shit.
I mean, what made you go from one to the other?
There's really nothing I can do about that.
I never knew the cold hand of danger
I don't have any paper. Well, use my arm.
No. Oh? why not?
Um, earthquakes?
That's fine. I get it.
No.
Out by the boxcar waiting
[Man] Dude, I hear she's a bitch.
'Cause I'll tell you everything
Thanks, Paul! See ya!
Every rose has its thorn
[Chuckles]
Yeah. That's- That's also a parking lot.
[Stereo: Man Singing Pop]
Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but-
this is not a love story.
Outside the family stew
I didn't know. That's great!
So-
Um, here's something that you wrote last week.
Full service to Santa Barbara.
I got it. Pancakes!
This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it?
[Alarm Buzzing]
[Chuckles]
[Whistling]
This gives new meaning to Jesus' abs
Except she wasn't.
Can you believe that shit?
[Laughing]
[Singing Along] To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
Don't even try to-
Yeah, you
[Rock]
Yeah. Like, casual. Right? Take it slow.
I mean,is this normal?
And pretty soon all my troubles will pass
that's why we bought a home with two kitchens.
I guess I should say congratulations.
Hi.
Well, clearly you've come to the right place. [Chuckles]
No, I don't even want to do it now.
Are you done? I'm done.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Ooh-ooh well, well, well, you
Have you tried Merry?
I'm flexible on the cute, so-
[Exhales] And life is like a song
did not share this belief.
we just clicked, you know?
It's handbags with little dogs in them.
I really think you should look again.
No one's got it all Do you guys know each other?
Good. It's all right It's all right
Saturday. Oh, wow.
Literally. Literally?
oh-oh-oh, yeah Ooh-ooh
You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend,
[Microphone Feedback]
Yeah. I- I agree. Yeah, yeah.
I'm serious.
Hey, you're sketching again.
Well, they're lying.
*screaming* Penis!
Yeah, of course I like you.
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you want to get some coffee or something.
Who needs it? We're young.