Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just hate art so much.

Like, uh, Nick Fury, Agent of Schnapps;

♪ Let them play ♪

I just did that because it was a series of funny words.

I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model.

to get a call at my arraignment

♪ It feels like the very first time ♪

There's my dad!

Beer transformed that cute little boy

I can have the bank teller call you.

How'd you like a cast over your face?

With all the money we've spent on IVF....

who are in the same dark place that we were.

Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...

and go drinking from bar to bar.

That's black magic!

I will admire you from afar!

Why, you little...!

♪ About tomorrow ♪

One more thing:

Uh, please remain calm.

How'd you do that?

Classic wish-maker's mistake: vague language.

I've got these.

That's crazy talk!

Are you the boy that makes babies?

Your stuff is pretty disturbing.

Yeah, and that's not all.

So I did make her pregnant?

Why, you little...

you're passed out in your yard.

where no one will ever visit.