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the night we got Santa's Little Helper. Remember?
Mom, I made an ornament at Sunday school.
"...eventually do the right thing,
I don't think he wants to take a picture.
(whispers): Or one that looks just like it to fool the kids?
Mm...
Well, I am not leaving here empty-handed.
Okay, first of all,
(gasps) 60 bucks to watch a fight?
No, no! Stay on the call.
Okay, interesting.
(clears throat) Good evening.
♪ ♪
(quietly): Uh, hello?
I'd stopped allowing myself to hope.
Uh, goodbye, everybody.
isn't usually the most romantic word, but...
sticky.
Hold still while I put your hat on.
There. Now we've all had a turn.
(HOMER HUMMING)
(sputters) Really?
(distorted, echoing): What's wrong with that dog...
(both groan)
-(whimpering) -Oh, no, no, not your fault.
-(thunder crashes) -(whimpering)
She is comfort. Hmm.
A woman can only scoop so much poop.
Hey. Hello.
Hmm. He really likes you.
(sighs)
"but Santa's Little Helper is in crisis,
to take him away.
That dog better have a good explanation!