Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, usually when you quote stuff, it's annoying

Never mind. It's an SNL skit.

(chuckles) No, you're not slick.

Look, there's Delisha Sloss -- if anybody cares.

I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.

that Advancement Grant that I have been applying to

And since Ava lost her dirt on Superintendent Collins

whatever doesn't require a personality.

(siren wails in distance)

we suddenly find ourselves worthy.

After 10 years of impeccable applications,

Okay. So, you know how your presentation

It's just that...

but that's why we have to let someone else have a turn.

not even including the five minutes you took

Look, while I admire that you've applied 10 years in a row,

Of course you've seen Deacon Wiley's new hairstyle.

and then everything runs a little late.

Yeah, my job is on the line.

about pie charts and cake graphs,

Oh, thank you. I have another.

and I went through a program specifically meant

to the church's petty cash.

You know, normally, I'd be bothered by my kids

(motors whirring)

I'm really looking forward to showing you our presentation.

Well, what if we were your assistants?

We've been taking appetizer money

My unique approach to these funds betters the school.

if you're interested...

you are on the Church Finance Committee, aren't you?

DENZEL: Well, thank you, Principal Coleman.

I know. That's why I'm sitting here.

You've never been less attractive.

that we haven't gotten any better,