HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- A what?! - A snatch.
Oh my God! Unless this was all just a big diversion.
America had other enemies before the Muslims, you know.
Ms. Clinton, it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz.
Homeland Security?
- In her snatch, sir. - What?!
Bahir, you get this, right?
Good thinking.
The pig is picking up the smell of nuclear residue.
There's a Hillary Clinton campaign rally.
Now you go, Bahir.
Not anymore you're not! Orders just came down from Central!
The Rebel Americans know of our attack?!
Did he just inject himself with apple juice?
It's a suitcase nuke, designed to fit in a woman's snizz.
It's controlled by a remote detonator.
- That's outrageous! On whose orders? - On order of the Secretary of Defense!
You can't possibly mean...
- I understand, comrade. - Prepare yourself.
All right, Brian, this is it.
But that's all I'm saying: Today, bigotry and racism saved the day.
It's not their M.O. unless...
I've just ID'd a Muslim
It does list an address in South Park!
Well, looks like we saved our country from British rule once again.
Mr. Akim, where is your son?