Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So what's he doing at every Clinton rally?
You didn't save everyone, I did! You were just out harrassing Muslims!
the snuke in Ms. Clinton's snatch.
Dude, I just got an IM from Stan that they evacuated the school.
It was good knowing you, comrade.
Kyle, every one of our friends might be in serious danger!
Mr. Jeffries, this is Frank Waters.
you wanna come over play checkers?
No wait, look.
We were paid to set up the snuke so that the real enemy of America could attack.
He told everyone in class today his favorite band was Blink 182.
I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,
- You're doing great, Ms. Clinton. - Do they know how long, Brian?
Officer Barbrady, South Park Elementary is in serious danger!
The British are just using you, you're going to die.
Born in Chicago, eight years old, his favorite color is green.
Wait, there's something else here!
- Excuse me, who's in charge here? - I am!
They'll find the detonator, Hildog.
Stop, terrorist, or I will shoot you!
We can't wait for them to find the detonator.
- Who is Butters? - Butters.
This is apple juice. It gives me super bad farts.
We were unable to end the American Revolution.