Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We got him! I know where he is!
I said I will only talk to the President!
I am talking about the oldest threat to America!
We are leaving this whole intolerant country!
Oh dude, I'm, I'm right next to you.
- What do you see, Brian? - It's dark. Cold.
Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on AOL.
Look, if you have information of a threat, you could--
How many MySpace friends does he have?
Yes. There's a suitcase nuke in Ms. Clinton's snizz.
I don't have the--
I don't know how much they know, but security has been heightened.
He wants this handled by his staff personally.
Okay. Who got rid of the Muslims, huh?
What is going on? I wasn't finished.
I need you to check something for me.
I know. Something big is going on.
Ask Jeeves? Nobody uses Ask Jeeves! Just Google-search it!
I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,
- So then maybe you're wrong. - Nope, I'm not wrong.
- A snuke? - That's right.
That snatch has not seen action in over 30 years!
and I know you'll all make him feel welcome.
Mr. Jeffries, this is Alan Thompson with the CIA.
That’s not a duck that’s a FUCKING PELICAN! AHHHHH!