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This party is a real who's-who of...
so I've decided to cancel the party.
Wow. It is so tempting.
Oh, and I even met this great girl Megan
it's more of, like, an intimate soiree...
(quietly): Now you just got to get Josh and his friends.
You know, if that's true, should
Friend of friend from law school?
Um... my ovaries are eking out
Um...
- Great. - So...
- ♪ Face your fears ♪ - ♪ Face your fears ♪
You are not kicking Tommy out.
♪ 30 minutes ♪
kind of disturbing but also convincing.
But I think she's from England, because, I mean,
(whimpering)
Who's ready to party... ?!
I may not have thought this day through.
you would make, like, a really good paper.
Hey, what have I said about the katana on the table?
I don't ever want to see you again!
♪ ♪
I'm lookin' sweet.
- Don't panic. How long do we have? - We have 20 minutes.
give in to fear... We're gonna stand up.
I was going around, introducing myself,
♪ Just believe in yourself ♪
Hey, I'll get you tickets. Who wants tickets?
in what gruesome way it could all go wrong.”
we should just, you know, hang out
Okay, I think I'm starting to get it... what you're talk...
♪ Follow your dreams ♪
a text from Valencia earlier.
just grab it? There you go. It's fine.
She's out of town at some yoga retreat.
I want to be his friend.
You were right... He's terrifying.
Is Josh not coming? Wait, why does Josh have your number?
♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪
Not to party or anything, but just, like...
Um, so I-I think I had
I've known him since kindergarten.
(clicking)
The Worst Parents Ever.
Uh, put on a shirt 'cause no one wants to see that.
Are people not coming? Is it Josh?
- a stack of cats in a jumpsuit. - Okay.
- Can I get that in writing?! - Yes!
You know what, never mind. I don't care anymore.
Darryl Whitefeather.
I know that as a kid you never got to see
Don't be sad, Becks.
with a man who spends all his time with a barbershop quartet
♪ Objectively, I can say that I have all the friends ♪
It's so hot in here. Aah!
♪ Baby, you can ♪
um, and I'm not feeling so hot,
and turned out pretty okay.
What's up, Tommy?
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
to a special program in Riverside.
- Yeah, yeah. I got it... - West Covina. Pretzel...
- Well, I got to go. - Yeah, yeah,
talk to each other around here.
whenever we want to, don't you think?
the one with the roses on it.
- Why do you hate me? - What can I do?
- Welcome. - Uh, thanks.
- Oh, no. - What?
You're funny in that way that I'm sure other people like.
REBECCA: Oh, yeah!
It's a temperature joke.
Nice! Girl with Mustache owes me ten dollars.
for, like, cute, single guys, you know.