Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...with the one bit of flesh and blood that I have on this earth.
Oh, don't worry. One day, you'll find your soul mate.
Well, that's it.
...I want Dylan exposed to. Have fun with your dead kids, reckless driver.
Don't worry, I got it under control, Lois.
He's terrorizing the whole family.
Oh, you said it, friend.
I wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world.
Extra, extra, read all about it. Ice cream for Dylan tonight.
...and I shall walk her to town.
- Saw me in half. - I am still shaky on some of this stuff.
I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing...
Well, here goes.
You know, I guess a dad couldn't ask for more than that.
Oh I don’t even wanna think about it
No, he's dead, he's dead. Just like the Pink Panther.
Dude, that is an amazing story.
I don't know why, but I've always found magic very sexy.
That kid's a sociopath.
Well, this was a lot of effort for nothing.
...then stick my needle in your shoulder fat while you sleep.
Crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art.
April 1, 2008 Jingle Bells Tune on LG flip phone at school. April Fools 2008!
To counterbalance Jodie Foster.
Get his mother to take him back.
...going away, exploring exotic places, having sex with my girlfriend...
You must have been high. Hey, you can’t prove that.
Dylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.
hawk tiah
- Oh, thank... Wait, what? - Paul, my boyfriend.
Yeah. Wanna see my Doug Henning?
Well, thank God I'm full of Play-Doh.
"Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here. "