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- Oh, thank... Wait, what? - Paul, my boyfriend.
Get his mother to take him back.
Well, this was a lot of effort for nothing.
...and I shall walk her to town.
Yeah. Wanna see my Doug Henning?
No, he's dead, he's dead. Just like the Pink Panther.
Don't worry, I got it under control, Lois.
Extra, extra, read all about it. Ice cream for Dylan tonight.
He's terrorizing the whole family.
Well, that's it.
...going away, exploring exotic places, having sex with my girlfriend...
hawk tiah
...then stick my needle in your shoulder fat while you sleep.
I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing...
To counterbalance Jodie Foster.
Well, thank God I'm full of Play-Doh.
I wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world.
...I want Dylan exposed to. Have fun with your dead kids, reckless driver.
You must have been high. Hey, you can’t prove that.
Oh, don't worry. One day, you'll find your soul mate.
I don't know why, but I've always found magic very sexy.
Oh, you said it, friend.
Dylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.
Dude, that is an amazing story.
...with the one bit of flesh and blood that I have on this earth.
Well, here goes.
Crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art.
That kid's a sociopath.
You know, I guess a dad couldn't ask for more than that.
- Saw me in half. - I am still shaky on some of this stuff.
April 1, 2008 Jingle Bells Tune on LG flip phone at school. April Fools 2008!
"Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here. "
Oh I don’t even wanna think about it