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Said the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie...
And if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.
...and I could not figure out how to get it off.
Brian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.
But, Dylan, my God.
Gosh, this is a lovely home, Tracy.
Welcome to the wonderful world of magic. Hope I don't get AIDS.
EACH DRINK WAS LIKE 6 DOLLARS 40
Melt it down, make it into bread and feed him that.
You make me physically sick to my stomach.
I am gonna kick him out faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird.
Wow.
I hate you all. I didn't ask to be born.
I'm gonna miss that boy.
Brian Griffin Crying
There's nothing wrong with it. Our kids eat...
You need an act. I'll be your assistant and we'll put on a whole big show.
It's like cutting a huge fart then walking out of the room.
Any more and I would've ended up in hospital, man.
The sad thing is, I already did, years ago.
Now Dylan can go back with his mom, and you can stop acting like a jackass.
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.
Right?
Zazu: can I come in there with you there's light in there
It's gonna be different from now on.
Brian, this is Dylan.
- Yeah. - And I'm a great guy. I'm unemployed.
I'm telling Brian he has to rein Dylan in once and for all.
Well, not to get technical, sir, but you are the bastard.
Tell you what. Go up to my jewelry box, take my gold jewelry.
Ah. Oh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.
Until you have a child... Until you have a child...
Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?