Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. - And I'm a great guy. I'm unemployed.

Ah. Oh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.

You make me physically sick to my stomach.

Now Dylan can go back with his mom, and you can stop acting like a jackass.

...and I could not figure out how to get it off.

Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?

Well, not to get technical, sir, but you are the bastard.

You need an act. I'll be your assistant and we'll put on a whole big show.

I'm telling Brian he has to rein Dylan in once and for all.

EACH DRINK WAS LIKE 6 DOLLARS 40

There's nothing wrong with it. Our kids eat...

Said the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie...

I'm gonna miss that boy.

Welcome to the wonderful world of magic. Hope I don't get AIDS.

Brian Griffin Crying

It's like cutting a huge fart then walking out of the room.

I hate you all. I didn't ask to be born.

It's gonna be different from now on.

Until you have a child... Until you have a child...

Brian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.

Melt it down, make it into bread and feed him that.

Any more and I would've ended up in hospital, man.

I am gonna kick him out faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird.

The sad thing is, I already did, years ago.

But, Dylan, my God.

Gosh, this is a lovely home, Tracy.

Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.

Zazu: can I come in there with you there's light in there

And if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.

Brian, this is Dylan.

Tell you what. Go up to my jewelry box, take my gold jewelry.