Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Right, champ? - You said it, Dad.
- But I don't. - God, I am so sick of this crap.
Our relationship will do fine on that basis.
If I had a gun, I would kill you all.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I love magicians.
Oh, thanks, man. That launched my career.
They took her to be, uh, slightly cold, unapproachable, so they put me in there.
Yeah, a weird comment in front of all of us.
I can't believe I agreed to four costume changes.
One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.
I have a pet hedgehog named Zippy...
- Hi, Dylan. - All this stuff in here is mine now.
- It's Wednesday. - Up yours.
Can't be my pointy teeth because those are all the way up here.
- Knock on wood, knock on wood. - Look, Brian, there's a difference...
We just want the old you back. That's all.
So, Dylan, um...
And I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
Besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.
No. No, I'm not gonna put myself on the line.
- Goodbye, Tin Man. - Goodbye, Dorothy.
- But that makes her feel useful. - I'm gonna fix him.
You know, my son's birthday party is next weekend.
Just a little something I do once a week around here...
Goodbye, Dad.
I'm gonna make you into a better person, starting first thing tomorrow.
I just woke up from a nap, and I feel drafty.
I don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.