Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, that's a dad talking. That is a dad talking, Quagmire.
Uh, yeah. It's me.
You have to give your kids both roots and wings.
Dazed and Confused was the one thing that was passable. After that...
You know what? If you don't like it, go on the Internet and complain.
...to provide some down-home enthusiasm in this picture. "
All that's left is the psychological screening.
Everybody, this handsome, muscular boy is Brian's son, Dylan.
Well, Brian, a son. How about that?
...and let him into, um...
But that's only because I've truly connected...
Well, how many library assistants did they pick?
All Right, You Know What? This Isn't Working Out.
If I had known having a son could be like this...
- Goodbye, Lion. - Goodbye, Dorothy.
You are just awful.
Look at all the stuff I put myself through just to get laid.
How about a big round of applause for The Amazing Brian?
Oh, well...
Crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art.
Goodbye, big fart.
Oh, who am I kidding? I insisted on it.
Look, I know I wasn't there for you, man...
Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Who's that?
You know, Brian, Dylan could have just carpooled with me and the kids.
Your neighbors will chuckle warmly. Motorists will slow down...
Tracy Flannigan.
This party's worse than a Mexican funeral.
...and sell that picture one person at a time.
Fine. I hate it here anyhow. Get out of my way.
Oh, my God. Peter, look.
Oh, thanks, man. The truth is, I spend at least 90 percent of my year...
- What? - What?