Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Stewie, you ready to go home? - About an hour ago. This party sucks.

That was so humiliating.

Yeah, like six years ago. And I got that ticket...

Wait a minute, maybe that's the answer.

There's someone I've wanted you to meet for a long time.

That something that interests you?

Boy, you dodged a bullet, not having to raise that kid.

Well, which is it? I can work with either.

We'll get you a wand, a top hat and a cape.

Oh, okay. That's kind of an odd thing to say.

Gerry! Gerry! Gerry!

And together, we are gonna turn his life around.

Brian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?

...their group.

All Right, You Know What? This Isn't Working Out.

And then in high school, I was violated sexually by my father.

...just doing sit-ups. And then counting money.

Brian, you have got to get Dylan under control.

Hey, Lois. I didn't even know I had a son until today.

Okay, kids, it's time for the magic show.

I'm telling you Joe, he's as annoying as mosquitoes in the summertime.