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- Fuck you. - Whoa, not the kind of language...
You can use Peter's cape from last year's Halloween costume.
Damn it, don't you think I wanted to be?
Goodbye, and good luck.
- Right? - Yes.
- Those are dog years. - That doesn't make any sense.
So that's what this is all about.
...called a naked tea party.
So you do go all the way.
Oh, thanks, Lois. Dylan put this paper bag on my head...
- I'm a magician. - You are?
...because that's where the evil monkey lives.
- How the hell am I supposed to do that? - She's an idiot redneck.
My God, this is more uncomfortable than the goodbye in The Wizard of Oz
It smells like a cat But I bet there's no cat
Joe
But don't worry, he won't burn in hell...
My life will never be the same for knowing you.
Like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks.
...when they cast their eyes on such favorites as: Ben & Jerry's-looking cow.
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.
But I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.
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