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So that's what this is all about.
Joe
- I'm a magician. - You are?
...because that's where the evil monkey lives.
...when they cast their eyes on such favorites as: Ben & Jerry's-looking cow.
So you do go all the way.
- Right? - Yes.
You can use Peter's cape from last year's Halloween costume.
My God, this is more uncomfortable than the goodbye in The Wizard of Oz
...called a naked tea party.
But don't worry, he won't burn in hell...
Damn it, don't you think I wanted to be?
- Fuck you. - Whoa, not the kind of language...
It smells like a cat But I bet there's no cat
Like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks.
Oh, thanks, Lois. Dylan put this paper bag on my head...
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.
My life will never be the same for knowing you.
Goodbye, and good luck.
- How the hell am I supposed to do that? - She's an idiot redneck.
But I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.
- Those are dog years. - That doesn't make any sense.