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...thanks to all that Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.
- Who wants a half-and-half? - I'll throw my hat into that ring.
I'm sorry I wasn't around when you were growing up.
2 x 3 x 7 x 67 = 2814
So please come see me on Route 2 in Weekapaug.
It didn't make sense.
But we were just starting to make a real connection.
Milo and Melvin are wearing a same shirt
I tell you, I wish that old hag of Brian's had never told him he had a kid.
kopa: hi dad simba: oh kopa close the door there is a bird
Can I come in there with you? There's light in there.
That's so weird. It smells like there's a cat, but I bet there's no cat.
- Now take your fucking pants off. I'm out of here.
Hi, Brian. I'm Count Crotchula, the bulging vampire.
...barking at a cow. - So you admit you ran the red light?
...and his very, very proud dad?
What did I just say? I'm calling the police.
Don't jinx it
Wait a minute, Dad.
Because I'll just wrap you up and eat you later.
Wow, you sure look different than the last time I saw you.
- I don't know what I would do. - I understand, that'd be tough.
...for the University of Phoenix?"
Lois, Lois, I do not want Dylan eating white bread.
P.S. Will you write me a letter of recommendation...
Let's get out of here, Brian. That birthday party Spider-Man is eyeing me.
This isn't The Price Is Right.
- Peter, what the hell is this? - What are you doing here?