Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Chicken Kiev. - Good. Dostoyevsky.

- Oh, I really admire your work. - Thank you.

It’s an XK Red 47 technique.

sexually-repressed football hooligans.

Yes. And his aunt, Georgina Thomason.

Your other hand.

I apologize unreservedly

Nothing? OK. Well, I'm outta here!

Yeah. Great. No problem.

Wait. Wait, Ken! Kenny! K...

How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?

- Hey... - I give you one thing to do, Otto!

Clear the court! Clear the court! Clear the court!

Yes, and... are you quite sure it was your brother?

I know. I know.

- Uh-huh. - Um...

Flat 3, Kipling Mansions,

Better eat the green one? OK.

We slept late. You made me breakfast.

You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen...

Yes. That's my forecast. I'll stand by that.

How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?

is based on cruelty?

It's K-K-Ken c-c-coming to k-k-kill me

Oh, yes. The evidence is largely circumstantial.

you were kneeling on the floor where there was broken glass?

and I'm longing to humiliate you. So get in that barrel.

Wendy wouldn't give it back. Look, I got you this instead.

That's so weird, though. Isn't that weird?

...counting the seconds till the weekend,

Here. On the rug.

Thank you for this. I'll treasure it.

Yeah. Here's my boarding pass. Ken!

- Got your passport? - Yeah.

- Do you speak Italian? - I am Italian!

Kkkken Cccccoccktail

Hello, K-K-Ken's P-P-Pets

He's pleading not guilty, so you're safe until the trial.

- Oh, no, they didn't. - Oh, yes, they did.

Bullshit! You're lying!

- Let's split. - Heathrow, Tuesday.

- I was at the apartment at Murray Road. - Were you by yourself,

Do shut up, Portia!

I don't know. Let's just see what happens.

We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!

I was, uh, just telling your husband here,

We just wanna keep everyone informed.

Oh, come on! Sorry. I'm sorry.

Now, was that smart?!

- Friend. - Oh! A four-legged one?

- I wanna speak with you. - Will you leave me alone?

They said that the police know that the loot is in a garage in Fulham.

- What?! - Er, I'm late for a conference.

He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.

i don't believe in jelomsy, it's for the weak

I don't know. He rang the bell and I...

I'll see you in court.

I've such a headache. Could you pick me up some aspirin?

- Cathcart Towers Hotel? - Cathcart Towers Hotel.

What do the English usually eat with chips to make them more interesting?

- Dollars or pounds? - Pounds, pet.

- I'll put one up. - Put the other one up!

- You realize he's in court tomorrow? - I know. I know that!

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you.

One more day, we're together.

Sir! Airport security. May I see your boarding pass, please?

- Let me do it. - No, I'll do it!

Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no.

They are a bunch of .......a**hole*

So, um, see you soon, I hope.

What shall I get you?

Well, not Wanda, anyway. I'm going to call her Lunch.

Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no.

If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi.

Right. I'll have a word with her in the morning.

- Hello. - Hello.

Aisle or window? Smoking or nonsmoking?

OH YEAH? WELL... IMUSED TO KILL FOR THE CIA

Oh! I'm gonna be late for court.

Was there anyone else present that morning?

Hey. I've lost my stutter.

...checking houses in the neighborhood.

Oh, and Otto...

You and I have to go move it before the police find it.

Come on! You're a very attractive man, Ken.

Uh, superior. So fucking superior, with those phony accents.

Sex is very, very difficult for me with somebody that I don't trust completely.

Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?

What was the middle thing, about windows?

- Otto? - Mm. We just went and saw George.

And put diplomatic plates on it, right?

but isn't it time you faced reality?

Mine. It's a beauty, isn't it?

Archie, we've been burgled.

My name is Otto. It means eight.

I'm almost full.

It’s fine, it’s ffffffff- it’s fffffff FFFFFFUCK YOU!!!