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But obviously you don't have to make dinner every night.
There's only so much charge left in this thing.
the cromulons have decided to declare earth the final winner
Oh, my God! Uh, c-can you fly a black hawk?
A live performance of a newly written, catchy original song.
Morty!
to the church downtown so we can pray together.
Father.
it's that sometimes you have to not give a fuck!
is 70,000 megatons of kaboom-boom,
Yeah, sure. Wait. What?
that they might be inhaled by the many heads,
but he doesn't care about anyone but himself.
Lol Reehee
I love this man!
- You mean like Vivaldi? - No, Frasier.
and your solution is to shoot the audience?
You're doing great!
and wonder what might have been
She's allowed to think it's God if she wants, honey.
Yeah, okay, we're in. All it back it to next to it take me joke? It adidas not in gonna in
It's you in change in to from the hospital fax.
Disqualified!
And the reason I'm alive at all.
Dinner sounds nice.
He's inbound on an F-15, E.T.A. two hours.
You people haven't heard of The-Dream?
You're going to be okay. You will come back as babies.
it's, uh, you know, kind of your problem, too.
But he's got a lobster in one hand,
the movie tickets in the other, he's like, "I'm ready!"
I better make sure Rick has everything he needs to get schwifty.
Mr. President, you're gonna want to see this.
Mr. President, if I've learned one thing today
# Oh, yeah #
I'm setting the nuclear option to launch
I think planet Earth has just been transported.
on a lifelong journey with no destination.
D-I-i-i-i-ie!
Particle beam in a wristwatch, snake holster on the leg.
You're gonna want to put them on that giant speaker system
Do we know what this giant head wants?