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Well, I'm not much of a drinker.
I don't want to embarrass myself at the company picnic.
Why don’t you both shut up
and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays.
Excellent
That's what these pads and jumbo markers are for.
Ah! Oh, yes. Uh, oh, and this must be your lovely wife, Marge.
Wait! Wait! Folks, if I could--
You can't talk that way about my kids! Or at least two of them.
When will I learn?
All right. Get the money.
- Homer? - Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Yesterday was a real eye-opener.
Where's he going?
Shouldn't we be heading down to the pawn shop to get our TV back?
20,40,60,80,1.20,40,60,80,2. 20,40,60,80,3.
I wish I could hear what they're saying.
That does it!
Does this scene look familiar? If so, I can help.
and listen to you bad-mouth us to the Man Upstairs?
- you love him more. - No, you do.
- This is where you belong. - Yeah, Homer.
The Y actually enjoy talking to each other.
Afternoon, Simpson. What can I do for ya?
I don't want to alarm anyone,
Close one this year.
Stately Burns Manor. Heaven on Earth.
- Good idea. - All right. - I don't know.
Wow, 500 smackers.
All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.