Jed Pays His Income Tax - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E28]

You're not?

Mr. Clampett had his problems.

I've heard of gold dollars, silver dollars, paper dollars, but he says he's gonna pay me in... What do you call them, Granny?

I'm from the Internal Revenue Service.

Lovely family.

You know, this reminds me of an experience I had when the Clampetts first moved in.

Beverly Hills, California.

You never said you wouldn't go.

I'm scared.

Over here.

Good, good.

That's the department of the... Hop in that puddle jumper and cut mud out of here.

With $25 million, he had problems?

He's just as good a second date.

Deborah!

Even when the oil company geologist told them, they didn't understand.

And movie stars, too.

The first one was his daughter.

Ellie May?

Why, it's gonna be just like here, except we'll have things a lot nicer.

I was leaving and found the gates closed. ♪

My company will buy that land while they'll raise so many derricks down there that... Son, I gotta be honest with you, you couldn't raise turnips down there.

There ain't no new kind of dollar.

And movie stars, too.

Remember Pearl?