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- Just fucking show me.
Glad someone's enjoying it.
- The gimp?
in every direction.
♪ Two witnesses below and up high ♪
I'm taking him shopping. He's done.
♪ Like a bandit out on the loose ♪
♪ Even if I wanted to
That ain't happening for you.
You fail.
[crickets]
to steal anything of substance and keep it, so...
- I'm not letting him do anything.
♪ You'll see that I got all that you need ♪
This is my family.
- Yeah, you can get a pair of jeans. Not them.
of that little son of a bitch.
- It's costing me the only person who ever loved me
You could've chosen me. But you didn't.
Give it to me.
- You need to eat.
[moaning]
- You have no idea how to parent a child.
- Then we drop dipshit off at the Four Sixes.
I've tried just about everything I can think of.
- Sleeping in that barrel racer's trailer...
- You got no problem riding them, though, do ya?
♪ Pack o' young boys going howlin' at the moon ♪
- Which one of those wranglers sat with you every day,
- I'm the Livestock Commissioner.
You find a way to be useful.
- Thank you.
- Stop! No!
No... If I charge him, I'll bring him in.
- Mia, can I talk to you for a minute please?
I'm going to get him a pair of boots and a decent jacket.