Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I'm going to give a thousand tickets away to the soldiers,

from a play I was lucky enough to perform in on several occasions,

Shut your eyes.

Thank you, Mr Lipshitz. Thank you very much.

Mr Bayfield, I am a serious pianist.

I got jumped by a bunch of sailors. They were most disrespectful.

Something of an alley cat.

Madam Florence, do you mind if I ask how you met Mr Bayfield?

Madam Florence... she knows about Kathleen?

I don't want this day to end.

because I doubt that even Mrs O'Flaherty could slurp a trout.

- I am so sorry, Mr Bayfield. - Not at all, not at all.

- She sold out faster than Sinatra. - I don't doubt it.

<i>♪ Oh, Susanna! Oh, don't you cry for me...</i>

Soar like a bird.

- What should I play? - Well, I really don't mind.

If you can forgive Madam Florence her little eccentricities,

I understand that he needs his... sport.

Let us journey back in time to 1850

- Oh, good, good. I'll get on, then. - Goodnight, Mr Bayfield.

Welcome home, darling.

One word. Authenticity.

Well, I know how very grateful she is for your friendship and your support.

But you're not putting her forward.

- She has to go on. - A moment, please, Mr Totten.

...bower of blooms and Madam Jenkins retired to thunderous applause."

you will find her to be a most generous and delightful person.

- Good evening. - Hello.

<i>♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!</i>

Well done, and I very much doubt

May I offer you some tea?

You've made promises and I'm holding you to them.

Arturo. What a wonderful surprise.

And, you know, people were fighting for tickets outside.

And if Earl Wilson turns up from the <i>Post,</i> they politely show him the door.

And have you attended one of Madam Florence's concerts before?

She has a magnetism that her followers adore.

- Darling, the <i>Fledermaus</i> was thrilling. - You were magnificent.

Thank you, Colonel. Thank you. Those were kind words.

I realise this is absurd,

My first husband, Dr Frank Thornton Jenkins.

But, Cosmé, you have nothing to worry about.

I'm very sorry.

I was never laughing at you.

The audience, they were applauding.

Listen to me, Bunny. Listen. Those men out there, they've seen horrors.

This is what we live for, isn't it?

- Four dollars, please. - Thank you so much.

none of this would have ever happened. It's completely my fault, so...

No. <i>Non. Nyet.</i>

only added to the remarkable quality of her voice."

- St Clair, don't be a silly arse. - Yes, don't be a silly arse, St Clair.

No chives. What next, I wonder!

Ah, Colonel. I hope the house is warming up nicely.

I'm not sure it's an event

My recording of the <i>Bell Song</i> with Lily Pons.

<i>♪ Dans les grands mimosas</i>

I gather he's coaching again.

And bring McMoon with you. I've been looking for him all morning.

but I got myself a little apartment in Philly

Oh, she spoils me.

You have an enormous comic talent, Mrs Foster Jenkins.

It was nice enough, thank you.

- Madam Florence? It's you! - Oh!

<i>♪ With my banjo on my knee</i>

is a very close personal friend of Arturo Toscanini's?

<i>These events take all kinds of careful preparation.</i>

- Thank you. - What brings you here?

Then let's serve smoked trout,

Madam Florence regrets she is unable to hear any more candidates today.

He wasn't always successful. Had to hide the reviews occasionally.

I've brought some friends. Music lovers.

between Mr and Mrs Levi.

Be a sport, darling, and I'll make it up to you.

Oh! I played Carnegie Hall.

- Thank you. - Now, then.

- Oh, thank you very much. - Not at all. Now will you please go on?

- Come along. - Come on.

- What a find. - St Clair, a delightful evening.

- And you'll come kiss me goodnight? - Of course I will, yes.

I'll make sure it doesn't happen again. I don't know how.

I thought you were off score.

<i>♪ Ah! Ascolta, o ciel</i>

You'll be great, Madam Florence.

comes the most terrible spectre of all.

Down in one. Go!

On behalf of the Marine Corps,

- Bunny, it's the colonel. - Yes.

Now, are you sure you should be getting up? You must be so tired.

Now, I must warn you, I work very hard.

Thank you for everything.