Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need a new song, one that unites all people.

and it's gonna be a big problem.

Yeah, but they edit all the shows for syndication.

I won't let you down,

(gasps) Can you give me a moment?

Wow. You got a cool hand, Luke.

Hey, Griffin, you want to be a Minor League Baseball coach?

Oh, I'm no hero.

I'm gonna go down in history,

Chewing up bits of bread, pooping in the pond.

-I never said that. -But, honestly,

-45 minutes, at least. -Yeah. I mean,

I have something I need to come clean about.

brought to you by Rocco's Lukewarm Refrigerator Trucks.

JOHNNY: All right, it's Bucket-O-Shrimp Night,

All right, Griffin, that cutaway convinced me

- [stomach gurgling] - Hmm.

that you are, in fact, sure of this.

Thank you, Brian.

Have a second family all the way across the region.

round-the-neck Oakleys,

I actually brought my own breakfast today, thank you.

Not at all. As long as the message gets out there.

(American Dad theme playing)

Little bingo. Ducks on the pond,

All right. Bring us home, kid, bring us home.

Hey, Mr. Pewterschmidt--

JOHNNY (distantly): Like this?

Yeah, that's not really working out,

I'm an activist now.

-(clacking) -Morning, team.

I have to poop again.

That child's beach toy full of gray baseball stadium shellfish

LOIS: For crying out loud!

(snapping, cracking)

Well, I'm glad all that controversy is over

We do hope you'll join us in protest

can see by the fact that our lips are almost touching