Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and drag people up into trees

You forgot about the nanny-cam in the bedroom, didn't you?

I'm gonna go get, like, 40 of these.

We can't go, Turk. We've never left Izzy alone before.

Good. Then we're done. Give me that.

on how to get into the whole "I love you" conversation

You realize I'm probably gonna have to work the entire time we're down there.

I've seen it before.

No, don't you...

Babe, I know that you're very proud that you've been working out, okay,

on three days' notice.

Anyway, I got you a present.

Hey, Todd. I'm really just sort of talking to these two tables.

- Are you mad at me? - I'm not mad. I'm hurt.

And you still owe me 60 bucks.

Okay, let's call this meeting of the Brain Trust to order.

Look, that's how the old Leonard used to behave.

Dude, what the hell was that for?

50% real. Enjoy.

I can't believe you hid this hatred from me for seven years.

You weren't supposed to come. I just wanted the gifts.

I think now might be a really nice time

Got enough sunscreen on there, Ted?

Just be here, Turk.

Hi. How's she doing?

Hey, sweetie. It's okay, it's okay. Mommy's here.

- And? - Firmer.

before I settled on the fake-spontaneous-blurting thing.

- No harm done. - All right.