Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We don't need him. You got me.

And we have what I believe is enough evidence to put you away for 10 years.

Can you hold on with your drinks for a second, please?

All right. Matt Forte.

- In '05. - Sorry.

- You don't like the hat? - No, previous season's is gone.

He got high off your pubes?

It's your birthday today What does that mean

I know, but let me say my thing.

- That's a great pick. - Thank you.

Take off that shirt. Give me the jersey back.

- He just licked a hot dog. - Yeah.

Was that necessary, the last part?

- This year, it's gonna be in my house. - Really?

- How you doing? Everything good? - Yeah.

When you've got the sixth pick in the draft, you don't have choices.

- You know what? - Cheers.

...which is gonna be at Andre's swanky new downtown loft.

- Yes. Enjoy it, man, enjoy it. - Bang.

Whore! That a girrrrrrrrlll.

- Vince is on the phone. - Okay, enough, enough.

- You guys having fun? - Yeah.

- She doesn't run my team. - Nothing to do with it.

Let me tell you, I know you're all in your head about kids.

- Okay. - Oh, I don't mind it rough.

I love playing with you guys.

- There you go. - How you doing?

I figured we play Fantasy Football, but let's live a fantasy life.

Sucks to be you, champion. Gotta go.

- Mom. - Give me my child.

- Done. - Fine, Keyshawn Johnson.

- No, no, no, baby. - What? What?