Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As an attorney, I don't see it that way.
Guarantee he throws four picks in the first game.
Down Dog. Is it a yoga benefit?
Where they finish in the race is where you draft, huh, bitches?
Go inside and be professional, do our jobs.
- She doesn't look very good. - No, she took a little beating.
First pick, Adrian Peterson.
She's all over the place. It's awesome, trust me.
- I'm doing the work this year, okay? - Heh, heh, heh.
I'm the commissioner, not the sticker bitch.
Oh, well, they match.
Happy birthday
How does a woman know that her husband has slow swimmers?
- Eagle looks cool, right? - Oh, it looks awesome.
Yeah, you guys got in my head. I shat the bed.
- I didn't even say it yet. - All right.
Taco, okay? I need money.
- That was great. - Okay.
- Bring your own pajamas. - No, I'm not.
- I'm impressed. - Bullshit.
Not sure I appreciate being associated with bathroom time.
- Nice and really slow. - I like that.
Where you been? You forgot the Shiva at my house.
Either way, let's get moving here.
Yeah, I'm in the bathroom.
...at the surveillance cameras of all three liquor stores?
- Get out. - No.
- Numb-nuts. - What's up, Kevin?
You're going away for five years, and I just lost Adrian Peterson.
...then be given a parade in his honor.
- Tim Brady, mother* * * * * * s. - Congratulations.
And nine months before that magical day
Same old, same old, you know.
What do you wanna do?
It's gonna be mine. And I'm gonna get all your sloppy seconds.
God bless Fantasy Football. There are many things a man can do with his time.