Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the commissioner, not the sticker bitch.

- Wow. - I think that tends to...

To talk strategy, jealous?

Darren Sproles. Good pick. Good job.

That's just incredible.

- Make way, make way, make way. - Pete.

- I'll kill you. - All right, all right. I'm just...

Guys, I need checks on time this year.

- Are you serious, this is your ball hair? - It was not his ball hair.

Bing Crosby, lose the hat. Freaking the kids out.

Then he should be able to go home, and have sex with your wife...

- I think something's changing. Hi. - Hi.

A 9-year-old who will work his testicle-free magic...

No Camel Cash. No poems.

Wow, that's amazing. Two babies.

- Okay. - You see that?

- What? - Yeah.

Seems like an arbitrary distinction. Don't know how

- This is fantastic. I'm impressed. - I know.

I'm gonna be really busy, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, absolutely.

What are you saying? Do you think I threw it away?

Then you really need to sack up this year...

You made it seven... Eight minutes, actually, before you threw in the towel.

Go, come on. Go.

Two thousand and seven champion Pete Eckhart.

- Okay. - All right?

- Come on, seven! - Come on, seven!

You got stoned and watched a movie.

You can't take my number one.

- Why is he wearing your jersey? - We worked out a deal.

No, I don't want to.

Gentlemen, to... Can we...?

- Cheers. - No, no, no.

- Oh, yeah. - I need a ride from you.

- What? - The sound of swirling water.

- That's... - Behold, the Shiva.

What about Kellen Winslow?

Good show, old boy.

Hey, that's a nice trophy. What's it for?