Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keyshawn Johnson retired like three years ago.
This is the only time I get to myself.
...can do no more than six years for third-round picks.
It's like faux football, by the way, "fake."
I had, like, a half day, and I was just getting some stuff done here.
- Okay. - Okay?
- Don't know how he hasn't. - Keyshawn, on the board.
- Really? - Really.
That he forgot to put a condom on And when he realized his...
No, no, no, Ruxin.
- I can see that. - Yeah.
- Thank you so much, Taco. - That's really sweet, Taco.
Ernie, do you remember waving...
dafs
- I did, I did. - I told you not to do that.
Right after graduation, you guys rolled me my first joint.
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- I'm like a detective. - Okay.
- He's kidding. - Shh.
That five years ago on this day
She gave it to you?
- Get your own way there. - Ooh. Ruxin.
Daddy's friends think they're gonna go balls-deep in him...
I gotta... It's gonna be super busy.
...and Super Fan package. - Whoo.
You're still the same sweet, gullible little suck-tard...
- Number four. - Number six.
And if you network, just imagine.
It's called Down Doggie.
It was the first time Your parents saw your beautiful face
- He's on his way? - Yeah.
Mrs. Meegan. She gave it to me.
I'm impressed with you this season.
- How did you get high off of ball hair? - What are you, shitting me?
Sorry, I was messing around.
And then you make these terrible bets...
I'm glad that you decided to cave on some things.
- That's who I was gonna pick. - Who cares? He picked Sproles.
We taught her how to mop. She's got the Mop & Glo.
For the number one pick...
It's a really good event for you to network. I'm gonna network.
That's where it stays.
We had a massive blow-up over the kid situation.
No, no, no. No, no, no. That was...