Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wimp
- Ready. - Break!
You're Coach O'Shea! Who am I? Look at this.
- Life stinks. - Yeah, there goes my shot at the pros.
You want to play football?
Save that rage! Uncork it on the first person you hit.
You want intimidation? I'll show you intimidation.
Touchdown, Cowboys!
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When my sister tells me I cook better than mom
Now shake it up.
Dumb.
- Would you get a grip? - Me? You get a grip.
Come on. All right.
...that the great Kevin O'Shea was gonna be coaching.
Good shot.
I wanted to let you know I'm gonna be at the game Saturday.
- Is he dead? - Well, he ain't moving.
Mr. O'Shea, I have an aversion to pain and suffering.
Stick a fork in them. He’s done!
I would massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk
I'm the Icebox.
Day dee Don't Respect You!
What kind of play you got for this?
Nice pass. Nice catch.
Don't you understand that the people of this town expect me to win?
Who cares?
Hut one! Hut two! Hut three!
Spike’s in hell Spike’s in QA hell
...you mess with death. - Can you walk the walk?
Is that physically possible?
We won!
Danny's in hell. Danny's in meeting hell.
Dad!
Nothing but glass.
- Faster. - Looking good, coach.
Check this out. My cousin told me that her and her boyfriend use their tongues.
Let's kick some butt.
I just want one of those Jerseys
- I'll take Butz. - Yes. It's over.
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This team has come too far to be shot down on a lousy call.
I'll be back in a few days.
Just remember, Football's 80% mental, and 40% physical
They know the play.
- We've gotta stop him. - He's too strong.
You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill
I'm gonna ask his mother if he can play football.
- Giants! Giants! - Help us, God!
But listen to me. You got a lot more to offer than football.
Come on, fellas. Tomorrow's the big one. Don't let me down.
- Thanks, Mr. O'Shea. - Butz.
Anytime I wear a mask and sunglasses “I can’t see with this thing on”
All right. Let's stretch it out. Come on.
Hey Kylar, Who am I? Huh?
Becky, what's wrong?
Get a good night Sleep, Conner. And don't even think about hunting!
Excuse me, boys. A little peewee business.
- Dad. - I'll see you Tuesday, son.
- Please? - I'm hurt. I'm really hurt.
Reverse! Reverse!
We just want to play.
Wait, wait, wait. What about Junior?
Ready. Set.
- But not football. - Exactly.
But if not her, definitely another cheerleader-type, right?
My dad.
Tad! Go! Go! Run out of bounds!
She's strong. I want you to hit her low and hard.
We have to get to a banquet in Canton, where the Hall of Fame is.
Now we can run the Annexation of Puerto Rico
- McCormick. - Yeah.
It's halftime.
...and when he buys his first Chevy. Congratulations.
What’s that cheerleader doing on the field?!
- A reverse to me? - Down!
- It's hard to tell. - I've lost feeling in the back of my leg.
Badger football this weekend be like... We scored! We scored a touchdown!
Football's 80% mental, 40% physical
Remembering them? I treasure them.
Hey, we'll have to learn how sooner or later...
- Right. - Right.
You're cool. You're the Icebox.
If trump wins
- You rang? - Chicken little flea-flicker on two. Take it.
John Paul Don't be talking about my Momma!
When she tucked me in she'd go, "Good night, little princess."
Pitch to Johnny
- A lot more. - You think so?
And last but not least...
- Says who? - Everybody says.
Good night, Urbania. And a special good luck to all tomorrow's players.
When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill after school.
I'm good at sports.
All right.
Down!
There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station...
Set. Go.
The first skin he touched was a pigskin.
FUMBLEROOSKI FUMBLEROOSKI
What are we talking about?
Set!
We're all so upset.
A Peewee State Championship.
Time-out.
Move back.
I've really never seen it your way. I hate your way.
My mom made that!
I think so.
I call it: The Annexation of Puerto Rico
NFC cave talk
- Good job, Icebox. - Thanks.
- I call the play. - You suck!
Put me in coach I want to kick some butt!