Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, Spike. We're not taking any chances.
- We got us. - Yeah, we stink!
And we took a wrong turn somewhere. Look, we started out here on l-7 east.
No, Mom. Mom, let's calm down. Let's calm down.
Big round of applause for the Little Giants.
All right. Come on. Let's get out there.
I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold.
No.
Father Kelly is kind enough to say a prayer for our victory today.
Watching Jake play football has really been great for my family.
I guess it is possible.
...handcuffed, humiliated. My own brother!
I just want one of those shirts.
Liberal fgts
They gained a yard
No.
What’s that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?!
Okay. If my little fullback wants to surprise me...
Careful with this. Some of these are antiques.
Okay, guys. Wash it.
Happy birthday St Cool, the big 4 0
- How come? - Football's 80%% mental and 40%% physical.
- He was in. - No way.
I can't go in there. I'd look like a geek.
Hey, you are a genius.
It's just that I'm so good it makes you look really bad.
test meme
Go ahead, Father.
Becky, wanna get that car for me, please?
Hey, Uncle Kevin.
$hold the line
Badger football this weekend be like... We scored! We scored a touchdown!
Get the fear out of your eyes! Let's go! Come on!
Yeah! That's my boy!
I spent nine miserable months on my back.
Yeah!
...that I was a giant.
Keep them hammies right
- Yes! We're in! Touchdown! - Yeah!
Giants, Giants, first and 10 Giants, Giants
- You wanna play some football? - Yeah, let's see that arm again.
Mama
You don't ask for things. You take them.
Death Shrouds
John Paul Don't be talking about my Momma!
- What's that? - I don't know if we're ready for that.
Danny, listen, guys like you and kids like that...
Junior!
- Lindemann. - Yeah.
hey now Gail
You know, there's something you guys should know.
We're down by six points. It's third and goal, two seconds left.
- Get him! - He's got the ball!
...just air and pig intestines.
No, Danny. You can't coach football. Hell, you couldn't even play.
- Go, Spike. - All right. Let's hit somebody.
See, all the fun is gone now. See, now it's war.
Just Remember, Grad Schools's 80% mental and 40% physical
Are you guys kidding me?
I don't feel a...
becca HAS bIGGER bICEPS THAN YOU
Sell a John Deere Get in there Guy...!!!!
- Hi, big Jim. - Hey there, Kevin.
Exactly
But I don't know about being a cute girl.
We want to PUMP YOU UP!
Is Spike mistaken? Aren't you a girl?
It looks like he could go all the way.
How you doing, champ?
Let's go, guys. Come on.
I’m gettin’ Nigmar Nigson’s numma, da big ATE!
He pivots, fakes, chucks the big bomb halfway down the field...
- Heads. - Tails.
Katie Baran to Me
He ran! He ran in a touchdown!!!!
FUMBLEROOSKI!
Maybe. I don't know.
Go.
- We need a quarterback. Do it. - No, you do it.
...you don't stand a chance.
Spike!
...the backbone of this team...
Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greely?
Hey hot hands You're the best player on our team
Medic? We Need a Medic? But I’m The Medic!
- We're forming our own team. - League rules state: One town. One team.
- Things like: - Three high school championships.
We never get picked for anything.
- I'll get the quarterback. - Hut one. Hut two.
And you remember that?
- It's not working. - See, I stink at something too.
- Get off. I can't breathe! - That's the whole point.
- Good luck. - What, that's it?
- Prepare to eat grass. - Pig breath, you're in big trouble.
Oughta be a landfill.
- That's disgusting. - I know. Spit swappers.
Someone who's good, not at basketball, but like...
- Half that team's allergic to chocolate. - It's not a cake.
Here they come! Danny's in the go-cart.
So you're a Heisman Trophy winner?
Kadi doesn’t like boys
Blow it!
Go!
All right. Let's give it up for "Rad" Tad Simpson.
I KNEW YOU’D SEE IT MY WAY
If you got a team, who's your coach?
Gasman? I don't get it.
Either take Junior Floyd out of the game or you donate a kidney to Aunt Ruth.
Stick a fork in em!!
State police? Oh, thank God. This is Thelma May Rogers.
Head up, butt down. Stick and drive.
Who am I?
The distance gained divided by the time of travel.
Guys, Spike's our new tailback.
You Ranggg????
- Ready. - Break!
Go!
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Broncos Beoncos Help us God
- It doesn't kiss back. - You wanna learn how to kiss?