Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No.
My MaMa
Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit.
Just out for a little spin, Danny.
Hey, sweetie, if I had a football team, I'd pick you.
How did I do, coach? I dont know I dont have a sundial
- I think he's gonna be fine. - Oh, okay.
Football got me like..
Lucky to have been born in this great town.
- What? - What is it?
That's right, Spike! Icebox is gonna defrost you!
Down!
Excuse me, coach? Hi, Mr. O'Shea. I'm Cheryl Berman.
- Let it go, man. - Get away.
- Coach, there's still four seconds left. - We can beat these guys.
Hey Kylar, Who am I? Huh?
The Pump
She's your niece, and she's one of the best players out there.
- What do you say, men? - Yeah!
Do you think I'm pretty?
Who?
Where is he?
Yes, that's right, flight 45.
The Giants call a time-out with 10 seconds left and the ball on the one-yard line.
. .
Did you see the faces of the other kids?
Thank you, football god.
Spike’s in hell Spike’s in peewee hell
The colossal Kevin O'Shea goes back to pass.
Yeah, the flight gets in at 9:00. Don't worry.
Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line!
All right. All right.
- Ralphy. - Yes.
They... They got the center to the right, and...
First place, did
I want to pump you up
Spike is in he'll! Spike is in peewee hell!
At night… I massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk. Yeah.
nick's in hell. nick's in rainbow hell.
Well, you're taller, and you have your driver's license.
WHAT?
He sneezed three times this morning and had me worried.
- Parkhurst. - Yes.
...I just wanna play football.
Yeah.
You'll have to put the top up if you want us to wash it.
Show them what we have!
- Hi. - Sure you want to do this, Becky?
I can't see with this thing on!
When You see a black guy at night
You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunch box.
- It's a landmark. - Ought to be a landfill.
Football is 80% mental 40% physical
Danny...
Donte Moncrief
They know the play
Get a grip, Dad.
Classic!
When you see a folk dead from Sniffing that Ghetto D
You rang?
...you don't want to be intimidated. So let me see your game faces.
- Rivera. - Rivera!
Two, fifty-six. Two, fifty-six.
Okay. Hanon, I want you to run a bear trap curl...
Of course you are. You're an O'Shea.
Okay, guys. That was good for a first time. Let's try it again.
When the weather is bad and people call in sick. And my response to the boss.
Here's Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon!
Even when you have the Icebox on the team It’s a pitch to Johnny
Go!
Is Aunt Karen home?
I'm just gonna get the diagram.
- Call me Icebox. - Hey, Icebox.
He’s bigger than my dad!
You know, I was only trying to make a point that Becky's all they got...
- Pinski. - Yes.
Well, I think this really sucks.
...and try to catch the ball. - No problem.
Come on, Dad. Throw it in here.
Zol-fart, what kind of road kill did your mom feed you last night?
One dollar for the wash, Butz.
Put me in, coach! I wanna kick some butt!
Never try out for anything again.
That's where we belong, under the bleachers.
I gotta tell you something.
...I mean, if you wanna have kids and get a job.
Happy birthday St Cool, the big 4 0
What a hit by Becky O'Shea. The ball is loose. Hanon tightly covers it up.
...for the rest of you...
Stick a fork in em. They’re done baby!
You're perfect, and I stink. That's it. The end.
Are you wearing lipstick?
- Sell a car. - Okay. Sure.
- Put us on the injured list. - Yeah.
You're a football team. That's like a family, except you get to hit each other.
- And my brother chickened out. - Roger chickened out? He's a Marine.
Hold up! Gentlemen...
I'm the Icebox. I don't get crushes.
Me every time I get to work... I can't see with this thing on!