Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need somebody to help me coach, you know, to come up with some plays.
You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Give me a minute to get him used to the idea of playing with a girl.
You rang???
First place, daddy-o
Do you remember that championship game with Sutterville?
Then she'd pull the covers all around me.
All right. Everybody, back up. Back up. Give him room. Give him some air.
- Do you like football? - No.
When you played football you wanted to kill your coach too?
Oh, yeah? How big?
Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm out of here.
Little Dukes ONE TIME!
This is a bunch of crap.
In case the head coach doesn't know as much about football as the other coach?
Fullback
Got you.
Keep clear, Ice Chest, or I'll have to mess up your face.
If he was a trout, you wouldn't throw him back.
Gonna rip your head off.
Do you pee standing up?
Go Skipper Go
Laces, daddy-o
- Go ahead, Orville. I'm listening. - There's a new family in town.
...PEZ, Mr. Lorenzo, the school janitor... His ears are so hairy.
Down. Set. Go!
Five.
He doesn't wanna win.
Death shrouds.
You can't be too cautious.
I wasn't always the biggest. I wasn't always the fastest.
...and pick up your jersey.
Guys, a lot of this equipment has been used before.
Look at the boy. He was bred for football glory.
We kick off, take it from you, then ram it down your throat.
Sho’s in hell Who’s in peee weeee hell
- Briggs. - Yeah!
All right!
Come on in, buddy.
Like this. "Hey, baby."
You're wasting our time with this team. We should concentrate on Sutterville.
This whole town may love you...
Flea-flicker to Floyd. He's got room up the sideline, the 45, the 50.
She doesn't have the ball. Fumblerooski! Fumblerooski!
Let me tell you people something.
Spike don't play with...
Becky, look, Mom's not here anymore. She left us.
- Bye, Dad. - Hang on. What do you got, a victory cake?
Caught a cold yesterday, Murph. Here, have some.
Okay, kid. Hey, there'll always be a job for you at the full-service pumps.
We are here to PUMP you UP! Who wants a Promo Prize??!!
This ain't just a football.
gdg is on the beat
Yeah!
- Ready. - Break!
I can cry if I want. It's a free country. I can even do this.
When the weather is bad and people call in sick. My response to the boss.
Hey, you.
There he goes.
- He is so cute. - Relax.
And I think football is just the medicine for him.
That’s it. I’m leaving the country. I’m going to New Mexico!
What's the difference? You kick off, we ram it down your throat.
No podes No poses
Pushing a football across the floor with his head at four months old.
Okay, Icebox. You can get off me.
Your ticket to beating Kevin and winning the game.
You’re Jayden Daniels?! Who am I?! Look at this!
I Just Want One Of Those Shirts...
- Well, I was 11. - Yeah.
Guys, quiet down! Hold it.
Just go out and give it your best.
Oh, you're remembering my old playing days.
- Butz. - Who the hell are you, Vince Lombardi?
Sabres Sabres... Help us God!
No, no. You can do better than that.
When you wear glasses and have to wear a mask and they fog up
Pierre Gasly Your neighborhood-friendly gasman
Creative plays.
Do you have time to get me your brother's autograph?
Are you all right?
- What formation do you like to run out of? - Power-I. Now, who's Spike's lead blocker?
- I'm on a roll, huh? - Your sandwich, dangerous one.
Happy birthday St Cool, the big 4 0
What's wrong? Everything's wrong.
- lf they don't win, I'll sweep it for a month. - Good.
You suck, man. Go
I’m getting CeeDee Lamb’s numba, da big ATE ATE!
THEY GAINED A YARD
I've Done It.
I can tackle anything, anytime, anywhere. Got that?
Speed:
And you, fat lineman!
Use your imagination.
Thanks, Junior.
- Yeah! No mercy! - No ball.
Wooooo
I call it the annexation of Puerto Rico.
You're lucky my dad showed up.
Come on, gentlemen. Suck it up. Suck it up!
I KNEW YOU’D SEE IT MY WAY
...scene of what's become known as "Mania in Urbania."
Down!
Yes! Yes!
Down!
There you go.
I knew you’d see it my way.