Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, kind of like them. - Tonsil hockey.
Why can't we all play together?
You’re Jaden Daniels?! Look at this. Who am I?!
If they don't win, I'll sweep it for a month. Good.
Have I changed?
We got a new player
- Really? - Yeah, or any girl.
And I don't know where we are!
We won! We won!
Yes!
Get off of me! You're mine!
Set. Go!
He throws. It's up.
Dad's got a big crush on him.
- Second and nine. - They gained a yard!
You Rang???
- What the hell are you doing? - I'm putting together a championship team.
How about the annexation of Puerto Rico?
...Shawn Murphy. - Yes! I knew it, Becky!
Wow. Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade.
- Stop! Who are we? - Giants!
Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
- Let me go. - Please, stop.
If Danube finish da house in 3 months, Ill sweep the shop for three weeks.
...this ain't just a football.
Set!
Set. Go.
Crunchy or puffed? Puffed… Wimp.
- Amen. - Amen, baby.
Yeah!
I guess it is possible
Why Amber thinks she sucks at Words with Friends
You have to move your head dramatic, like Kevin Costner in Robin Hood. Like this.
You clowns want to play football, you gotta move.
I knew you'd see it my way
Are you...?
It's a huddle. Huddle, Latin for round. Turn around. There you go.
Hang on a second. Spike!
Gentlemen, that is your opponent. You must defeat her at all costs.
Hey, you can't fault the guy for trying to win.
Yes. I've Done It. _
Two, fifty-six. Down!
Wanna surprise me today? Sell a car...
Because I didn't get picked a few times. So I started hiding under the bleachers.
Intimidation
You and your spaz patrol didn't make the team.
Watch the wingman.
Oh, that's nothing. One time, at a Spring Carnival...
Little Dukes ONE TIME
- Moritti. - Yeah.
Nelson Agholor 7th Grade
Katie Baran to Me
Excuse me. Maybe you can help me. I'm trying to remember what I had for lunch.
I don't see it your way.
What's going on?
The Icebox doesn't like boys...
Knees high! Knees high!
One day our name's gonna be up there in big letters.
- Is it possible to have two head coaches? - No.
Hey Kels, now we can run the annexation of Puerto Rico.
Kevin, you call it.
It's been servicing this community for over 40 years.
Patterson, Becky is all they've got.
Intimidation
I just want one those browns.
Nubie, I'm not talking about setting foot on the field.
No, you're doing an amazing job with those kids.
Happy Birthday St Cool, the big 4 0
They got a tough 10-year-old. He's a monster.
All right, men. Let's go.
- Well, come on in. - Sure.
It’s over
Well, hello again, everybody.
Hey, Icebox, maybe you should become a cheerleader.
- Grabelski. - Grabelski!
Cowboys! Cowboys! Win, win, win!
What? You're throwing me out? I'll throw you out.
Ready.
I wasn't always the smartest. But I believed within myself...
They don't respect you!
He weighed only 1 pound, 11 ounces. He spent six weeks in an incubator.
Now...
- Hey. - Hey, Uncle Kev.
Pitch to Johnny? You can't pitch to Johnny. I'm Johnny!
- Set. Go! - What?
Well, I'll become a teacher.
I'd give anything to get you on the field.
What's with the go-cart?
Well, the dip sucked.
Listen, what if you tried this?
...you look like a boy and play like a boy.
Look. We're lined up strong left. Zolteck, watch Murphy coming through the hole.
- We won! - We won!
Yeah, we just came by to tell you guys how incredibly sorry we are...
No, when she's hot to trot she's still gotta squat.
Johnny, I thought I was gonna meet your dad tonight.
Giants! Giants! Help us God!
I'm in.
Go, baby! Go!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
We won!
I still don't understand why you didn't pick Becky.
Looking good. Real good.
- Don't let anybody behind you! - Set!
Ready.
You're mine pom pom
Okay. Remember, guys, this is just a football...
When I got pregnant the doctor ordered me to bed.
Look, this is really weird.
We never thought we'd have children, not after 13 years. It was me.
Yes!
- Deal. - Danny.
Thanks, Mr. Madden.
haven't i made this warning obvious? i told ya "don't put me in a west coast eagles AFL jersey!" but you wouldn't fucking listen! i'm sorry but i just don't know all my problems right now. ok! ok! jeez! after all i started on you first and i don't like your little stage at all! now look what you made me do. score one for taylor swift! apprantly she wants to give me her problems.
...they can sit on the Supreme Court, they can discover radium...