Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just remember football is 80% mental, 40% physical.

...you'll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Stick a fork in them. They're done!

Danny catches the ball. He's at the 10, the 20, the 25.

I want to run the ball.

I think you're beautiful.

Giants! Giants! Help us God!

When people call in sick because the weather is bad.

...throwing a touchdown pass or Emmitt Smith going for a long run.

I mean, in a way, it gave us a chance to get real close, you and me. Right?

I was the only one that didn't throw up.

- Let's go! - Right now!

I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die!

- Get away. Come on. Get off! - Let him go.

Just Remember, Football's 80% Mental, 40% Physical

Happy birthday St Cool, the big 4 0

- Okay, spaces or laces? - Spaces!

All right. Great. Great stuff.

Hey, kid, you got a second?

Don't be talking about my coach

You call this a team?

- Take her easy, coach. - Hey, Ross.

Dyaad? Dyaaadd?

That's a great idea, Wilbur. How about it, fellas?

...because tomorrow, we're gonna crush the Little Giants into smithereens.

And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys...

Guys, I'll run the ball.

Very nice. Looking good. Looking good.

Tomorrow on that field, it's do or die. Win or cry!

What kind of plays?

Now, tomorrow, when you go to the game...

Shut up, Junior. You're so good it makes us sick.

- Come on! - Go!

Broncos Broncos Help Us God

When the weather is bad and people call in sick.

- I thought you'd like that. - Guys.

There's more stuff over here. Give me a hand.

- No, I don't. - Pardon me?

Spike’s in Hell.. Spike’s in Peewee Hell

...a Heisman Trophy.

Men, tonight when you go home, I want you to brush your little teeth.

Going to Boston for Game 7

Zolteck! Come here.

Thanks, Uncle Kev.

All right. Maybe I went a little too far. Maybe I've been a little...

You beat Kevin down cherry hill

I’m Getting CeeDee Lamb’s Numba, Da Big ATE-ATE!

Come on. Unload on this thing!

You plaaaaaaaaaay?

Okay? Here we go. All right!

Yes, We've done it!

When you’re wearing NVGs with no counter weight

Happy birthday St Cool, the big 4 0

My thoughts on the last play of the cardinals packers game. Good effort Cards

I knew you'd see it my way.

Look, I just came by to wish you good luck and have a great game.

This could've been avoided if you'd just formed one team.

Don't be talking about my mama!

All right. All right.

So The Guys At The Morgue Can Identify The Body.

Alright I’ll tell my boys

Hut one! Hut two! Hut three!

- You want to play football? - No.

- This will be the longest day of your life. - We'll see about that.

No way! If I had to learn how to kiss, and I mean absolutely, positively...

Touchdown, Giants!

What about him?

- I didn't say that. Do you? - No. I just got that vomit taste.

Your name's on the back.

Happy birthday St Cool, the big 4-0

If you treat her like a girl, she'll act like one.

I love this. Wait, wait, wait.

Let me see your game faces.

- You're on. - Fine.

What's the matter, four-eyes?

- You forget one thing. - What?

Nice pop, Icebox.

I'm not playing tomorrow.

Spike don't care. Didn't you hear?

Okay, let's clean it up.

That's it, guys. Now come and get me.

Im going to pump You up

I Cant breathe with this thing on

- We can do it. - We really creamed them by showing up.

- You killed him, Icebox. - Hey, Rudy, you okay?

Einstein. Could he catch? Did anybody care? No.

I'm busted up. I'm bleeding. I'm so bruised I look like a code blue.