Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Timmy, I'm not sure but i don't think it goes there.

I'll be rooting for you.

Watch the grabbing, zebra. They're giving him the business.

- I don't know but I've been told - Butz's butt is green with mold

But bottom line, you're okay, Coach O'Shea.

- Laces. - Laces, daddy-o.

Look at my back. Is my spine sticking out through my uniform?

I hate to break it to you, but Icebox is a girl.

And if this boy's a quarterback, he's probably gonna want some cute girl...

And Kurt Johnson chickened out. Kurt chickened out? He's a Marine.

- You still mad at me for not picking you? - No.

You can't sneak away without telling me what it is.

You know, for scientific purposes.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

- Yes, sir! - Okay. Come on. Get going.

You play so you can pretend you're Joe Montana...

What other stuff?

Football's 80% mental, 40% physical

Yeah! Touchdown!

Take a shot. Just block me.

You'll thank me tomorrow.

- Thanks, Mr. Madden. - See you!

I'm gonna score a touchdown. I'm gonna score a touchdown!

- Oh, man. - Next time.

And I want you to dream of football glory...

...I was wondering if you'd be interested in having dinner with me?

Already voted, mayor.

Look, no one thought we'd make it this far.

THEY GAINED A YARD

spikes in hell. spikes in assembly hell.

You'll just embarrass yourself with them dirt-balls.

Yes! We’ve Done It!

Say hello to Timmy "I Wanna Score" Moore.

...but they can't play peewee football.

Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line!

- Spike don't play with girls. - She's pretty good, Spike.

Come on, guys. Huddle up.

I want you to wash your little faces.

You don't know anything about loyalty or heart.

People like you and me, we're stubborn.

I got Urbania in the Pop Warner league by telling everybody...

When the Titans finally FIRE Brian Callahan

When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list.

Hey, wait a second. How come we never call a play for me?

Why me? So you can play with this ape?

You beat Matt and Brad in the turd toss?

Just Remember Grad School's 80% mental and 40% physical

I'd like to thank you for trying out.

- Come on! - Let's find out who's gonna make this team.

These things that you do with the kids, they're great.

#30 after tackling Brooks

Save it for the field

I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY

There are few times in a man's life when he can howl at the moon.

Hey, I got an idea for a whole new defense.

Because You’re Slow And No One Likes You

Hey, Kev. Where you going?

Hey. Hi, Junior.

You know, she'd probably kill me if she knew I told you this...

- What is that? - Cheetos.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?

I won't, Daddy.

Vikes fans after Game winning score

No. In movies, they do that chicken-pecking, mouth half-open thing.

- I want a copy of that. - You got it.

Sho's in hell… Who’s in peee weee hell

- All eyes are on me. I know... - Howdy, gents.

We got a new player.

...to our, hopefully, still wide-open tailback.

See you, coach.

If there's gonna be pee wee football in Urbania, everybody's gonna play.

Don’t be talking bout MY SIL Kelsey boo

- Don't worry, Murph. You'll get your chance. - Yeah, sure.

I kind of stole it from you.

...I massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk. Yeah.

This isn't American Gladiators. That was a cheap shot.

Yes. I've done it.

Footage of Agholor As a kid

- Fifth one he's booted. - Hands like frying pans. Set. Go.