Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Dad. - Hi.
One run.
Guys, wait. I got something to show you.
- Come on, Tad! - I'm gonna die!
- I don't want to. - All right. Forget the tires.
Spike's in hell. Spike's in tax season hell.
Today, Kevin's peewee Cowboys are gonna test their mini-muscles...
Great to see you, folks. Welcome to the park.
When the weather is bad and people call in sick. Me saying to the boss.
My car dealership against your gas station, winner of this game takes it all.
What do you want?
I dont know kid I dont have a sundial
This is peewee football.
Hut one. Hut two!
I got it. I got it.
Good night, Danny.
Oh, doctor!
Hey, guys. Guys. Guys, wait!
The big 88
Yeah!
When you’re wearing NVGs with no counter weight “I can’t see with this thing on!”
She's buff. She's bad.
O'Shea, I've been cultivating him, grooming him.
...from a guy who sunk his last dime into a broken gas station.
Is Spike mistaken? Aren't you a girl?
Guys?
Hey, guys, look!
Broncos Broncos Help Us God
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Run through me. Run through me. Come on.
- Scanlon. - Scanlon, my man.
No!
...one time, at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a back flip off the high dive.
Call me Becky.
Intimidation for the Commish
I'll throw your mother out.
All right. Let's play some football.
They know the play.
This is incredible. They got the guards in the backfield.
WE GOT ONE!
- Ready. - One time.
Where's he going?
Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit.
Yeah, Quit Bawling, You Big Baby. Yeah, Quit Bawling, You Big Baby.
- Oh, crud. - Come on.
Yes.... I've done it..
Hey, pretty boy, when you hand off to Spike...
Come on, Mom.
...l'd like to say...
You’re mine
- Okay. Listen, Kev, my guys are wondering... - They want to tar and feather me in public?
Butz!
.
Daniel Jones
- Whose fault was that? - It wasn't my fault.
- You're a tackle, dip-head. - Hey!
You play football because you want to.
Hey, fellas. Good morning, Louise.
...I want you to go over to Coach Butz...
Come get in the car, son.
I DON'T KNOW SON I DON'T HAVE A SUNDIAL
We're gonna own this town. You and me, buddy.
- I'm Tad. - Cool.
A couple things go differently for us, we're in it.
...in the bushes spying on some kids.
Ready. Break!
Set! Go!
Dead meat.
Well, there is one thing.
- Nice going. - Yeah.
Look at the cannon on that kid.
Help us God!
Very funny.
...that's all right with me.
You're getting it.
Okay. I've got the play. Silver streak to Hanon on two.
O'Shea, I got my tail in a trap. We gotta talk.
Harold, you're the tenth car that's come in here today.
Yeah!
Don't be so hard on the old man.
Go.
...located in pastoral Urbania, Ohio...
Hey, Hanon, you ever catch anything? Ever?
Hey, Dan, we're next.
- Jake? - Jake?
I should have gone to summer school.
Somebody's holding a pound of Aunt Betty's nut butter. It's a live ball!
Yeah, quit bawling, you big baby.
They can't help that they're no good, but they learn things.
- Three high school championships. - A collegiate championship.
Very nice. Okay, from now on, we'll play with this. Put this in the bathroom.
- Stand back. Let the master do this. - Let's go, coach!
Rip their filthy ears off Jakester! Woo! Woo! Woo!
You’ll thank me tomorrow!
Steeler Fans
- You can have kids without kissing. - You can't get a job.
- Heads. - Excuse me. How come he gets to call it?
This doesn't sound like you. You got a crush on this guy?
I'm good at sports.
They're standing around, Butz.
Okay, listen up. What would be the last thing they'd expect us to do?
Go!
Set!
...but I'm the only one who knows how sick you are.
All right. All right. All right. Enough of that.
I'm leaving the country I'm going to New Mexico
All right. Okay. Okay. Hold it.
- I took you to see the Cleveland Indians. - You left me at the stadium.
...except for that one.
Bubbles and stuff.