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By the way, when I say "squat," I mean "diddlysquat."
- You were wrong? - I didn't say that.
But Penny and I occasionally need some alone time.
I do, however, have a few conditions.
Oh, yeah? Can you do this?
Not on Proxima Centauri. Ha, ha.
- I'm sad. - I was going to say sad.
...Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment...
God, you think that every thought that comes out of your head is pure gold.
Well, I'm the astrophysicist. "Astro" means "space."
English is your native language.
I'll take the job.
Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of Japan.
No, no. Right on time.
Okay, she's gone.
For me.
In this context, "for me" could mean "with me."
Raj? Raj?
You know, you'd like my brother. He's kind of a chemist.
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Top of the morning to you.
You're boring people, sweetie.
Let me tell you, some of those thoughts are pure caca.
- ...the stellar evolution research team. - You're kidding. That's fantastic.
- I have conditions. - I reject them all.
First of all, Dr. Koothrappali, when I first proposed that you work with me...