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Stand Everyone
Hey, wait, wait.
All right. "Oriagato..."
This has been the worst virgina slim and cottage cheese time in recorded history.
Couldn't we give him just one juicy stock tip?
Baby! Welcome to the world of high finance.
Jeez!
Trust me, Japan is even more exotic.
Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.
My chair is fine.
Started out with, you know, a high school diploma,
BILL: Oh, you mean right now?
Jimmy don't do that.
especially to friends, because if the tip goes south,
Something really great just happened. Yup.
And that, in a nutshell,
Did get you some presents though.
there wouldn't be rich people.
Yeah. That's just the kind of boundless optimism
Actually, they have mentioned that.
Well, isn't that fascinating. Oh, Dave.
Oh, but Mr.-- Stock tips. Excellent.
"Summymason."
Voilà!
Three, two, one...
There he goes.
I sold it at one.
And how much did you buy it at?
Okay, so I only lost $132.
The what?
but I have a lot of work to do today, so I think--
"Summymason."
I sneak a variety of candies
but I was only there a week, so...
The car, gone. The other car, gone.
[SIGHS]
No, they don't.
"goshiamatsa."
I am so proud of you!
I'll tell you what, I'm out of here.
Gone.