Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You'll know him when you see him. - She'll be over there?
Give him that answer the whole world gives, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
You call that food? I got no choice!
What's the matter with you, you animals?
Father of the Bride.
- Not now. - I been waitin' an hour for you.
Come here.
You know, it's...
Nah, I don't know her.
What else?
Though I'd much...
I just bought a club on Collins Avenue.
What was all that about?
...on his fuckin' back, they pick up his arm, he's dead.
Cerdan, unable to continue, the referee stops the fight.
♫ Lonely nights
summoned the man who had been blind and said:
Busy, busy. Look at him takin' me seriously.
Let that son of a bitch sit, fuck him!
Jake, am I wrong? Did you gain a few pounds?
Father, where you goin'? Bless the table, give us a shot.
What are you doin', Jake?! Come on, box him!
What is it with all the quick answers? Yeah, they're all right. Yeah.
Come on, Jake!
- All right. Let's all calm down. - Just relax, come on.
destroyed this guy, it was absolutely incredible.
Come here, come here.
Fuckin' Jew cunt, why don't you hit her in the head with a bat?
They've each won one,
- Get your stuff. - I'm stayin'.
Give me a kiss, come on.
You're so stupid.
My hands.
Oh! Beans!
Jesus Christ, you wanna stop?
Hey, Jack. Wanna do yourself a favor?
Sugar Ray Robinson!
- What?! - Jack, come on!
Then Janiro's gotta watch his ass, right?
She ain't the kinda girl you just fuck and forget about.
You never got me down, Mae
- What? - Somebody's here to see ya.
So give me a stage
- Thanks. - You need anything?
Supposed to be a champion, ya eat like there's no tomorrow.
You and your fuckin' ass... you, too ya... go out!
We'll never get through.
- I'll be right back. - Come back, Joey.
Your friends, they're in a huddle. Big business meeting.
Guy comes home, finds his wife in bed with another guy, the wife says,
- Thank you. - He's really a nice guy.
Yeah, they tell you all the time.
- How's that? - That looks like somethin'.
D'you bang her?
You gotta make him understand it's the best thing for everybody involved.
four... five...
A unanimous decision for the Bronx Bull,
- You sure? - Mm-hmm.
- We've been friends a long time. - I'm just upset.
I didn't wanna tell you till I had everything worked out.
I got a lawyer, we're gettin' a divorce
Piss in it for me.
Don't bother me, please. Get outta here.
Keep lookin'. Where the fuck you goin'? You're dead, you're married.
- Give me 2,000. - 1,500 top, that's all...
- Yeah, what? - I want you to hit me in the face.
Aside from everything else, is the family all right?
I'm leavin'. That's it.
- That's why? - Never mind, just do it.
What about you? How old are you?
I'm very grateful. Boxing's been good to me.
- No, I don't want him to fuck me. - I could do that easily.
Big deals. They make sure she can hear.
Thank you.
- What took ya so long? - I went by Tommy's table to say hello.
kill me, while you're at it, what do I care?
I'm 20 years old, I gotta go home and sleep by myself every night?
I agree with you. He should be with Tommy.
You hear what I'm sayin'? You hear me, Larry?
See ya in game two
You're worried about your weight, you're gettin' aggravated,
Yeah, you did it, Jake!
Who was the one goddamn tryin' to shirk, huh?
Take off your panties.
I got these small hands. I got a little girl's hands.
- I'm not lyin'. - What do I look like to you?
A big vote for Sugar Ray Robinson.
Some people aren't that lucky.
Look at that... 168 pounds.
- Look at ya! - What do you mean?
Yeah?
It's like a piece of charcoal! Bring it over here!
He ain't mini no more
I remember those cheers,
- That's enough. - Go ahead.
- Hey, you! - Come on, Jack.
Goddamn it. Come on, pick it up a little, Jake, I'm sorry.
Stop eatin'. What's the problem? Stop eatin', that's all, you can do it.
Ribeye
You give me that look, Joey.
Me to my fantasy team when I need pick up a mediocre QB
What's the problem?
Very attractive guy. All the girls like him.
Why do they treat me like this? I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad.
- about good-lookin', popular? - I'm not sayin' anything.
When your child may or May not swallowed something toxic
- You're goin' to suck each other off! - Why don't you have some respect?
Isn't the cheek good enough for you?
I'd much rather hear myself recite.
♫ You great big lump of sugar
Fuckin' screwball, ya.
I'm here breakin' my ass, not them.
Six Seven
This is innocent. We're only having a few drinks.
I told ya, keep your hands outta the plate!
Ahhh Marriage We start relationships building each other up only to tear each other down
Sugar Ray Robinson and Jake La Motta in Detroit
- Good? Strong? - Strong, yeah. I'm doin' okay.
You never come around anymore? You can't even make a call? What is it?
You're not the same fighter?
as he just cannonaded Jake La Motta
Do me a favor.
I don't want nothin'.
She's 14? Let me see that.
put up with this fuckin' brasciole here.
You know what you should do?
Like what?
- What are you standin' there for? - Robinson, apparently tired,
- Get away! - Come on, open the door.
- I heard this fucker didn't win the fight. - Take it easy.
You're asking me what's wrong.
You can't do this. I'm tellin' ya.
- I know. - You know.
Disgusted with the two of youse.
No.
Jake La Motta handing Sugar Ray Robinson
- What's wrong? - I remember when I met her here.