Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can’t you stop being racist all the time? It’s boring, Michael.

Or, or a doctor, a lawyer... What about you?

So my brother-in-law sees everything's okay.

Somebody should do something about those whores.

We're a legitimate bank. The more cash you give me...

Bitch! Lesbian!

Nine millimeter.

Tony, wait, please!

You got good stuff here. class-a chit

Tony, baby, we gonna talk...

Ten meters, ten meters!

You know, Fuck Face, you just fucked yourself.

Maybe less, if I can make a deal.

I see them, all right? I see them!

Donkey Kong Country is Recorded on Tape Before a Lively Audience...

You stay away from her man

It's got a few years, but it's a cream puff.

Fucking Sucking

There’s nothing you can do to me That JM hasn’t already done!

That's why you gotta make your own moves.

I got a beautiful, nice, white lounge chair for you.

What are you talking about?

You'll have that problem, don't worry.

He said he'd meet us at the track later.

Let me tell you something about that greaseball cocksucker.

These voices say that will drive out the organized crime element.

that sounds like a bird. flyin' around.

- What are you talking about? - Why don't you take me out?

Okay, all right, big man!

Business is business. Come on. You're talking $1,500 here.

Coming home from an ACN International Event

I got a vacation coming up.

Okay. You mind leaving the door open?

I didnt know you were so.sensitive about your political preference

- I'm working on it. - You have to work harder. Come.

I make a couple of moves...

Shoot that piece o chit.

Lesson Number 2:

i dont like fucking colombians ok?

DIZ FOKKING GUY

And a little rain doesn't hurt nobody.

How am I gonna get a scar like that Eating pussy, mang?

I got fucking octopus coming out of my ears.

- Tony? - Look at you.

They got hair on em

You got it? Me, nobody else. Okay.

You jerk off in front of us, Seidelbaum?

400 something...

You deal drugs and you kill people. That's wonderful, Tony.

You see what happened to him?

Excuse me. One moment.

You're 50. You got a bag for a belly.

Sure, Mel. Maybe you can hand yourself...

Panama is risky. It costs me more.

Look at the Pelican fly. Come on, Pelican!

That's pretty funny, Tony. That's true.

Just play it cool. Miami Beach. Miami Beach, man!

That chivato, I never liked him, I never trusted him

We fucked up, he got away.

LIFE OF A STATIST START THEM EARLY

Hannah! Montana!

Hey, that looks pretty, mang!

I mean, charging me 10 points on my money.

POTUS press conf

Hey stronghands, you want a job

There is no lying in you

What is he going to do? Will he send me a bill?

He's some guy who works for Luco. He's nobody.

Here, there, this, that. It don't matter.

Please. Gina, come on.

Got some for me?

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He Hamas You think I'm a fucking worm like you?

Fuck Sonny Barger and fuck the fucking diaz brohers, I bury thos e cockaroches

Scarface (1983) Say hello to My little Friend !

what I got to tell you is this:

is spending millions to eliminate the flow of drugs onto our streets.

You won't hear anything if you go on like this.

Not only that, but we got a green card and a job in Miami.

You got the commas! You got the Commas!

When you she knows you want the box

to take you to Santa Cruz.

i towd you mang! I towd you no fucking manager! But you wouldn't listen! well look at you now! you stupid fuck!

He is a snake, that's what he is.

You want me to believe Dante is an Italian Jew? You bought that line…..

'Course, not everybody follows the rules.

I'm taking it to Lopez myself.

What? That's nothing. That's from my sweetheart.

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE MAN!

You got good stuff here. class a chit

Manolo Choot dat Pizza Chip No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just look at you! Marriage gone, business gone, walking zombies. Look at you now!

I need a guy like you tony ....o k frank

With the right woman, there's no stopping me.

I made what I could on the side, but I never turned on you, Frank!

"This Town's Like A Great Big Pussy Just Waiting To Get Fucked."

It doesn't matter to me how long you've been away, five or ten years.

F that❗️I don’t need that s*** in my life‼️

Man, you got a job!

Where the hell is Manny?

Come here, man. I gotta talk to you.

He is the Minister of the Defense of Bolivia, my country.

It soon became evident that Castro was forcing the boat owners

I believe Cyndy’s got it some PIZAZZ

Steph, like a bug coming outa your mouth

Yeah, I told you about it. The $5,000?

Nick, where the fuck you been?

Don’t fuck me, Rory

You're his kid sister.

You can't trust nobody anymore!

Pelican you're a creampuff!

Beetch, Lesbian!

There was this car in the driveway.

Hotel management: I think Joe and Clemente are fucking peasants

What would Frank say?

don't call me baby i'm ZindA

But as soon as I get back to Miami, I will talk to Frank personally.

Come on. That's style, flash, pizzazz.

You get the buy money then.

- What, you think it's cops, right? - I don't know.

Manolo, shoot that piece of shit

I told you to tell em "dev1.lcom" not "devcpd31"

”YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR, GREG?"

You think you can take me?

Since when does it take three days to rig a cable?

What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men?

Ernie, what time do you got?

I'm talking about Omar Suarez.

I know all that bullshit, Seidelbaum!

- Leave him alone. - I got better things to do.

Sure, you’re the boss

Montana Realty Company.

They been around 1,000 years. They got all the angles figured out.

Let me show you a few of the other characters...

I've never seen them before.

Fuck you, you fucking vulture.

You’re... How do you say? Paranoid

You do good on that, there'll be some other things.

Who the fuck you calling a spic, you white piece of bread?

How can I trust his organization? You tell me, Tony.

Fukk me Come on, Just Fukk Me! Get your Chaka Khan, Tell Me Something Good ass the fukk out of here

- Go home. You're stoned. - I'm not stoned, you're stoned.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You'll never see me again. Please, Tony, I don't want to die.

Tell me when, okay?

Frank Lopez. Tony Montana.

Well, discussing it openly...

Another Quualude, we’ll be back again

You were giving her the money! You see what you do to her?

Live look at James Franklin’s firing

You gonna drive around with a tiger in your passenger seat?

Frank is smart, you know?

Now the leg, eh?

Ortega I want my fucking human rights

The problem isn’t hedging for rates But what to do with all the fucking cash! Ahahahaha

I just... I don't know.

Why don't you eat your food? What's wrong with it?

But we got a problem. I can't pay more.

Bernstein. Mel Bernstein, right?

Causing trouble like that, come on.

You aré Boring

Where are you from Charles? Born in 3rd Ward New Orleans, Louisiana, Grew up in 5th Ward Houston, Texas then I moved here to the Bay

And the guys who want it all...

Every time I walk into a frat house

Vanessa hahaha This fucking guy!

You want to play games ? Okay I play with you

You want to fuck with me?

Mr. Babalu himself.

You're gonna find, you stay loyal in this business...

they don't last.

By this time, I'd have had my own boat...

Every Dog has his day

This is not the time or the place, Tony.

Please talk to me.

I didn't come to the U.S. To break my fucking back.

Manolo Shoot that piece of shit

Okay, what about Elvira? Did she call?

You're spending a lot of money on this counter-surveillance.

you're gonna move up. You're gonna move up fast.

- Then I'll be making enough money... - Surprise!

I'm doing the talking here, not you.

You suddenly show up here, throw some money around...

I'm gonna get her.

What kind of a father would you make?

Make you feel good?

I know if I go there, she'll kill me.

Yeah? Good. Omar's okay.

We're going to war.

They got hair on them.

I just want you to know that I don't care.

Manolo, shoot that piece of shit

...they are unwilling to adapt to the spirit of our revolution.

Forgotten Realms Bauldur's Gate Shadows Of Anm

What the fuck did you say to me

LSU did us wrong! Why?

WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER IS TAKING A LONG TIME IN THE CROSS WALK

When the military asks you why you aren't reenlisting

Do you even know that Sheffield said he can get you a postponement?

a man who ain't got his word is a cockroach.

...so long Ryan, have a good trip.

Cowboys fa life!! Dem boyz 4life