Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck Tim Houston and fuck the fuckin PC party Fuck em all!
Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass?
You feed me a bust now and then.
I won't bite you!
So, Omar says you're okay.
You just fucked youreself
Another drinking party she gonna LOVE us again
I'm not going back in any cage, okay?
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Ordering RBK!
I catch you here again, I'm gonna wipe you all over the fucking place.
IMMIGRATION AND NATURALISATION GUARDS WITH PIPES, STICKS AND ROCKS.
I should kill him!
There's a bunch of Colombians coming in Friday.
Fuck Gaspar Gomez ! and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers !
Give me a second chance. I'll give you $10 million.
You know what capitalism is? Getting F**ked!
I'm no fucking criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief.
Just remember last year at this time we were in a fucking cage, okay?
Would you play MTG with me if I wear the hat?
Do you want to be like a sheep? Like all those other people?
When you coming back? I'm coming back tonight!
Okay, just stay behind him.
I go low, you go high I know the game man
Is this it? That's what it's all about?
without even checking with me?
I never liked him
First you do the jorkin Then you get the peenar explosion
- It's not like Cuba. - What the fuck you talking?
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
They tell you always what to do, what to think, what to feel.
Tony Montana on SOCIALISM
I Told You, Man! I Told You, Don't Fuck With Me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I THINK HE'S A F**KING PEASANT
I don't like fucking Colombians, okay?
God, what's happened?
I Like it!
I told him...
Come on MAYO
but there will be no prison.
I said, She's a tiger.
ai want mai fuckin iuman raits NAU !!
I was in that movie Burn. You ever see it?
We are in the Sanitation not sanitarium!
It'll take practice, but you gotta learn.
Reese and Doogie
He's scheduled for 60 Minutes next.
We have a problem.
I should've come here 10 years ago.
At the same time...
That Rebenga hit was a game of dominoes
You got good stuff here. Class-A shit.
Any family in the States? Cousins, brother-in-law?
You whores!
What you talking about it’s a Cadillac It’s got a few years but it’s a cream puff
House Friday Juice
- Okay? You worry about it. - I am worried about it.
This Lopez guarantees to buy 150 kilos from me...
FUCK EDMONTON. AND FUCK THE FUCKING OILERS!
Nobody. Everybody's dead.
That fucking guy, he never tells the truth.
The eyes Chico, they never lie
You're not kidding.
He's a funny guy. Come here, Manny.
Don’t go too far PAUL
Fucking, man! Come on, man.
All right! Big man. You wanna make some big bucks! Lets See how tough you are
Sure. What you got, man?
You got the money?
Welcome to my private room.
The arms, chico. They never lie
What's he got that I don't have?
and they'll get it.
Orders? You giving me orders?
Fuck. You can’t shoot a good soccer team!
Come over here! I want you to meet a friend of mine.
$500?
and you're eating this fucking shit...
Get out of the way, lady! I'm trying to drive here!
Hold it. You got the wrong guy. I don't come off no banana boat.
every month of the year.
Wet my pants
don't call me baby i'm Zinda
I'm not going home with you.
Do another gram, you'll all be babbling on.
Senator Tony Montana On socailism...
Everything is roses
However, isn't it rather slender evidence...
You do that, Omar. You do that.
Yeah? She likes me.
All right! Big man! You want to make some big bucks! Lets see how tough you are
I need that shit.
I DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE HELP
Move it. Move it!
but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
- What did you order it for, then? - I lost my appetite.
Ok they are gonna cook you a horse
You don't tell me what to do here!
That Castro is shitting all over us.
Pooh Pooh, he’s ok
Tony
Why don't you get a job or something?
Maybe we can hire Alberto?
Only I didn't come to see Frank.
You should listen to your wife. She's right.
Here I am, Tony.
And I got to run. I'm safe but poor.
Not yet You gotta gimme some time
the guys who last in this business...
I don't trust them.
What will you do about Frank?
It’s a 6:30
Look at that. She looks like me.
No, but I'm bored.
You want to go to war? We take you to war, okay?
I don't give a fuck!
Omar, he tells me great things about you guys.
"Our Friend Gave A Speech At The UN."
You're good-looking.
Give a warm Babylon welcome to the one and only Octavio!
A guy who wants more than he needs. He don't fly straight no more.
What are you doing now?
They fuck anything and anyone.
One time. That's all you gotta tell me.
I was like "It's so totally wicked I can't even get a tan" and they're like "Go a shade darker make you all brown" and i'm like "Dudes let's just settle on one tan OK?" So weird. And they just appeared out of nowhere next to me in the solarium.
I Burry that Cockroach!
Ever since you came back, she's been getting this way.
is put your finger in the dike and pray.
COVID DENIERS IN THE US COME ON! I TAKE YOUR FUCKING COVID!
Chi Chi get the Yayo
We heard about that.
- Okay, come on. - What about Ernie?
I got ears I hear things
I got fucking Russian shoes, my feet's coming through.
Sure you do.
I make a couple of moves
Thank you. Manolo, shoot that piece of shit!
We’ll return the favour for you, in spades.
I told you a long time ago, you fucking monkey, not to fuck me!
My partners and I are pissed off.
Every dog has his day, Mel?
Go home, you're stoned
First you get the North Texas transfers, Then you get the 5 stars, and then you get the titles
We wasn't doing nothing! Fernando, wait!
- Look at that. - What?
Amanda Don’t you ever try to fuck me.
Look at that one.
REBENGAAAA
i was kidding! i was only kidding!
it'd be a pleasure.
Look at these pelicans fly. Come on, pelicans!
Get out of the way of the TV!
You bought that line?
Go on. Have some fun.
Think big.
Run things for me.
Almost
Say hello to my little friend!
Donkey Kong Country is Recordings on Tape Before a Live Audience...
How you hear that?
He's fertilizer.
You'll be back here tomorrow in time for lunch.
Anything beats waiting around all day waiting to get received
I told you no fucking ads
We tell you who's moving against you...
Write 'em yourself.
I'm so glad you could come on such short notice.
jou got tits, jou need a bra
I’ll only tell you this once… Don’t ever try to fuck me
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It was a Canadian tourist.
Why do you have to talk to me like that all the time?
Got Some For me?!
Send the bastard to Freedom Town. Let them see him.
What you told me to tell them. That we... I was in sanitation.
Who put this thing together? Me! That's who!
Can't you see...
Better than your front, let me tell you.
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Sucking cock?
Fuck. You can't shoot a cop!
- Frank is gonna love it. - That's up to Frank, not you!
ai want, mai fuckin iuman raits Now
You know what a hassa is rain
- How much? - $43,000, fully equipped.
- Your turn. - I kill you!
Donkey Kong Country is Recorded on Tape Before a Living Audience...
you're not buying barbies on my watch! you're not buying barbies on my watch!
lan noluyor off
Bitch! Lesbian!
I didn't come to england To break my fucking back.
Small fry, you know?
- You want to try it with her? - Why not?
Some kind of code these guys used in the can.
He was not supposed to give that speech.
I ran out of bullets like an asshole.
Don't tell her I gave it to you, but give her some from time to time.
Hotel management: I think Joe and Clemente are fucking peasants
Tony! Thanks.
I lost my appetite
THE LINES CHICO, THEY NEVER LIE
Sez
Guy named Rebenga, man. Emilio Rebenga.
Hey, that looks pretty, mang!
I see the way you look at me Manolo
You got nothing on me. You know it. I know it.
Italian guy.
You gotta jump on her when she's not looking.
Congrats Ed!
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
fuck him and him
Well, that's not my business, Tony. We don't cross no lines.
I give you $400,000 more. Okay, now that's $800,000.
Fucking, mang. Come on, mang!
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