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What do you mean by that, Mr. Sosa?
I'm bringing in twice as much as I ever did before.
Ok they’ll cook you a horse
You Wouldn't Listen, You Stupid, Look at You Now
I think Tracey a Fakin Peasant
She'll belong to me.
I like you, Tony. There is no lying in you.
So they can make the fucking money, and then get the fucking votes!
Let's finish our lunch.
How's that?
When my manager ask me to stay and my co worker tryna convince me
I'll only tell you one time...
What about ancient history, like Emilio Rebenga?
... and then KA'BOOM !!!
Gotta unload a boat. Marijuana. 45 tons. You get $500 each.
I RETIRE!!
You’ll be back on Sunday… on time for lunch
JimmyBoy
There's two guys looking for you out there.
His judgment stinks.
Bitch…lesbian!
That's $284,000. $284,600.
So take it easy. Don't talk crazy. Sorry.
Omar was a stoolie because Sosa said so?
"It's Time to See If Your Boy Can Fly"
I got it close by.
We go over there, we get on a plane, and it's yours.
Maybe. Some lady tiger.
Me to Matt
I got it in a vault over there in Spain, Tony.
And a little coke money doesn't hurt nobody.
Okay? All of it. $10 million.
We're not winners, we're losers.
Fuck you, man! Fuck you!
Me: You:
Close the door!
I know.
My organization just recently traced a large purchase by this man.
Come on, man. It's important.
Listen, go down to the ball game tonight.
You die, motherfucker
While you're gone, he can tell me how to run my business.
This fucking guy.
Frank's gonna be back any minute.
- That Commie son of a bitch... - You don't have to mention that.
Hey, what you say.... "PARANOID"
It's 12% of our adjusted gross.
You kiddin me or what?
Hey, Frank. You a piece a chit.
A small adjustment here a small adjustment there…
She not fo you...
I'll go 8% on your $10 bills...
What the fuck you want? You want something?
I hope I have that problem someday.
I started you in this buisness so shut the fuck up
Everything is roses Everything is roses
Who put this thing together? Max! That’s who!
What? You want me to dance?
If he wants to make a deal, it's up to him, not you.
Look at this.
- You gonna raise the... - I gotta do it.
Hey fack u mayn
That girl. She like me.
It's a crazy business we're in, you know?
You better come and get me now.
Keep up the bad work.
You like the ladies more than the money.
SHE IS NOT FOR YOU!
“At $10,500 a key. It’s Puro.”
Me? Jail? No way, no.
You calling me a liar?
Don't call me baby! I'm not your baby.
That's a pig that don't fly straight.
In Tucson. Benny Alvarez?
- Nice to meet you. - How do you do, Mr. Montana?
Why?
What is Sosa going to do...
I was only kidding!
. .
You think you kill me with bullets?
Yeah, all right.
You know how you pick up chicks in this country?
I'm not hungry.
You think I kill two kids and a woman?
I learned.
Say hello to my little friend!
So why don't we have a couple of drinks...
World Baseball Classic 2017
I work for my living.
this Lopez, your boss...
Like a bird flying around
So long, unflaired. Have a good trip.
Do you know Benny Alvarez?
You know I eat octopus three times a day?
of 200 kilos refined every month of the year.
I got ears I hear things
I WAS ONLY KIDDING Another gabby she’ll love me in the morning
You know, Frank(Charlie), if anyone wanted to assassinate you, you wouldn't be too hard to find
Know what your problem is, pussycat?
You wanna go on with me you say it You don’t, then you make a move
You forecasted an earthquake...
Steve Garvey great baseball player but
Cause you got your head up your culo, that’s why...
Don't you ever try to fuck me
Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
- Where'd she get the money? - You!
Come on.
is coming from your country.
With my name written on the back of chicks' asses.
That Rebenga hit was a game of dominoes
Wash 'em yourself.
Fuck you, man! Fuck you!
What you talkin crazy for?
My brother's order being confirmed at the drive through
- That was something else. - Shut up! Take it easy.
So we had a few differences, no big deal.
That looks pretty, man.
You want to go to war? Come on,, you wanna go to war? We take you to war, okay?
I'm impressed. Thank you, sir.
Trumps concession speech be like....
You're fucking right I'm going to do something!
Tony, I'm begging you.
No, not lately.
We gotta get organized here.
Raiders tickets?! 50 bucks!
You too, Mel. You fucked up.
.
Look
It's the Yiddish word for pig.
In the car?
The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again...
You got no authority here.
Hold it. You got the wrong guy. I don't come off no banana boat.
Hey, that looks pretty, mang!
Like what
When I changed the clip, a guy who I thought I killed...
You wanna go to war? We’ll take you to war, ok. Just turn your wallet on
You, too, Mel. You fucked up.
No? No.
You got a date? Come here.
- No, man, somebody else. - You're kidding?
- If I wasn't a nice guy... - She's too big for you.
Fuck Gaper Gomez, Fuck YouTube, and fuck the Fucking Díaz Brothers
NO PROBLEM... NO PROBLEM...
Me talking about the shit you just posted
And this?
yo it's the hyperman set AJ Tracey Live & Direct
Sit down.
is animals like you and the killings.
Come on. It's not so bad. It could be worse.
You short a couple of million, I go on the street for you.
Bunch of cowboys. Somebody fucked up.
When You Gonna Learn?
That Rebenga hit was a game of dominoes?
On a delivery?
- Mama doesn't understand that. - I know.
Stay away from her. You hear?
You know that.
What the fuck you gonna do then now!
You know what a chazer is, Frank?
Wtf
Did you hear that?
Let's Count It Again. - No. Come On."
You keep trying Manny. I want that cocksucker here.
I'm......(how do u say?) "PARANOI."
I got no education...
Ricardo
Surprise!
You wanna play that way with me, I play with you.
Wow another LGBTQ member, this is wonderful! Idiota estupido Americano
MMmmmeme MMMMMeme what does it meme? What the hell is a meme?
Cowards!
You're coming with me.
- I know that name. - Yeah?
You when a panicking boss keeps repeating something
She's looking at us.
We gotta set our own Mark and enforce it.
You've been a great audience. I got a special treat for you.
My brother when his order is being confirmed at the drive thru window
I don't need him.
And then we step in for you.
and your jail manners and make fun of us?
- 400 what? - 409, I think.
Fuck off
As long as there's a nurse.
Talking to me like I'm some maricón who came over on a boat.
Who put this thing together? Me! That's who!
I heard you the first time.
and just take it easy.
No. That's her, man. There she is.
I don’t like fuckin Colombians, ok?
Fuck you, man!
a
Fuck You harleen
he breaks his back for you.
Gentlemen.
You know the last time I saw you, you was like that.
When u don’t where to start
don't call me baby i'm Zinda
what we're becoming, Tony? We're losers.
This is so fucking bad.
don't call me baby i'm zinda
I'm working with an anti-Castro group.
COME ON! I TAKE YOUR FUC**NG SAUSAGES!
We're not fucking hungry anymore.
This Fucking Guy
You're beautiful.
Dan, shoot that piece of shit!
Is this what you want, Tony?
He told me to pick you up.
You should see the other kid. You can't recognize him.
Do that, you get $5,000.
ha roba buona qua di prima qualità
is not bringing in the stuff...
Fuck Bama And fuck everybody else too
I got a Junki for a pitcher
I never liked him I never trusted him
Don't forget the fog lights.
What's the story? Tony!
That's serious money.
we take it from there.
How do I know what rock they're gonna crawl out from under?
Son? I wish I had one.
You want to play games? Okay, I play with you.
You want to go to wa Rednoser? We take you to war, okay?
Are you sure you want to watch the wolf of Wall Street and bearglove
d d
$200,000 more.
How much?
El Gordo!
you, too, hiral. you fucked up.
don't fuck me, Tony.
Daniel, boot this piece of chit
what difference does it make where I'm from
Carlito