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Politics.
You're looking for a partner, right?
Beeeetch, Lesbian!
Surprise!!
Only you got a look in your eye like you ain't been fucked in a year,
I like you Poppy, there's no lying in you
You think I'm a fucking worm like you?
Kaylee! Asbury!
Bum then Bum now
In that thing? You must be kidding.
You tell your guys in Miami, your friend...
This garbage was recognized by my associate at lunch...
Wait. Where you going?
That's the one I rented.
Come on, pelicans!
Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pussy?
Banana boat?
Banana boat Banana boat
Could be the Diaz brothers, coming to get me.
This cheque here, where does this check go?
Führerbunker Fall fucker
Got some for me?!
Got an answer to this, too?
I got ears, you know? I hear things.
When they hit, it hurts. Same thing works the other way.
Who do I make the check out to? Tenorio Properties
FUCK YOU
Thanks for the drink.
And I am Tony.
Lesbian
No! No!
Libertad! Libertad!
He's good for a laugh, this guy.
What do you think of him?
I am not one of those voices.
Why don't you find your own girl?
Listen to me. Come here.
Tell me. Then what?
What? You been watching it for three days?
Brisket ON SALE
but that's okay.
$13,500? We still got to take that shit to Florida.
I'll talk to her.
That one in the pink. She's beautiful.
A pussycat like you? Come here.
Relax! Take it easy. I'm in tight with Sosa.
We're doing $10 million, $15 million a month. Come on.
I don't want you around Gina.
Tony Montana on Socialism
It’s at 6:30
- Nobody got no right to negotiate... - Let the man finish, okay?
You got the yeyo? Yeah, right.
I told you to tell them you was in a sanatarium, not sanitation.
A gun sticking in somebody's face is how.
You gonna answer, Frank?
You see that eye there in the clock?
What they ever do for us?
- Like you say, man. - That's good!
I'm all yours now.
Wet my pants
- This is business talk. - Let me explain something.
Fucking punk! Son of a bitch!
You want to go to war? Come on, you wanna go to war?We take you to war, okay?
Look at these Pelicans fly Come on, Pelican!
What do you think I am?
I am Hector.
Top Bottom
We're gonna eat that Sosa for breakfast!
The boss's lady...
Looking good, honey. Keep up the bad work.
Of course he doesn't want you mixing with those people...
He says Colombians, and you make these eyes...
Steven is an expert in the disposal business
Go, pay them, bring it back, yeah?
So how do I know you're not a chivato, too, Tony?
You can't tell me what to do. I'm not a baby anymore.
That's great. Congratulations.
First you gotta work your way up to $500.
So...
the trade is puro
coño
You gotta smile more tony
Kids?
- You gonna need a couple other guys. - That's no problem.
Yi
That is serious money.
and I'm making all the right connections.
When someone wants To start a flame war
- Tell me about him. - I also know Paul Newman.
Could be the Delta variant, coming to get me.
How the fuck I do that?
Okay, Tony?
864 5500159 864 5500159
Tony
LIFE OF A STATIST GET THEM STARTED EARLY
I told you no fucking trailers
everything that comes your way?
My own girl? Yeah.
That what you're calling me?
who're you gonna trust?
There's an answer to that, too.
Now where were we? Panama.
I told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to fuck me !
That doesn't look like me.
Scotty at work
I don't give a fuck.
Hey man... Let's get fucked up
Wash 'em yourself, mang!
Fuck Sonny Barger and fuck the Fucking Diaz Brothers
Create your own meme You know, Jody, if anyone wanted to assassinate you...
AhhssHoleeee
SHE IS NOT FOR YOU!
You want a job Chris?
Take it easy, okay?
Cocaine? No.
- No. - You're not kidding?
That’s ok. He be back. Another year. Y’all gonna love him again.
Danielo... boot that piece of chit
so you can point your fucking fingers...
I'm sorry about this, Mr. Sosa.
from several years ago in New York.
New guys. They say they got two keys for us, for openers.
So throw in a couple of round-trip tickets, first class.
- When did you tell me that? - You should've kept your mouth shut.
I think hes a fucking peasent
I'm Da Boss
how are you today
We're all gonna be all right.
Her womb is so polluted...
Sit here, Tony.
YOU TWO FACED FUCKS
Fuck Steve Ballmer and fuck the fucking clippers!
Trudy
Relax! Take it easy.
Trump 2025
- Where you going? - I got a date.
hanging around all the time?
starved and begging for it on a desert island...
I think you speak from the heart, Montana.
What's wrong?
I work a lot with my hands. I was in the Army.
I said she’s a tiger
GTA 5 (2003) Cast: Owen Wilson As Devin Weston From GTA 5 (2003) Voice And Motion Capture: David Schwimmer As Lamar Davis From GTA 5 (2003) Voice And Motion Capture:
You All a Bunch of Fuckin Assholes
You can't lose money. no way.
.
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pussy?
So, this and my other factory, I can guarantee production...
Fucking cmon man Lol
All right. I'll be there.
Where’d you get the beauty scar Ace? Eating pineapple?
That guy's soft
Fuck you asshole You fuck
Sure. Why not?
Forget Papa. We never had one.
So dress warm.
First you do the jorkin Then you get the peenar explosion
Say Hello
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm your partner, okay?
Don't foam into the Dommie P.
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
GTA 5 (2003) Cast: Luis Guzman As Pavel From GTA (2003) Voice And Motion Capture: Wagner Moura As Martin Madrazo From GTA 5 (2003) Voice And Motion Capture:
Me, I always tell truth, even when I cap
Don't fuck me Carlos
- Sanatarium. Yeah. - You didn't tell me that.
Hes the best lawyer in Austin Hes such a good lawyer
JimmyBoy
You're an immigrant spic millionaire who can't stop talking...
"Ever been In A Mental Hospital? “Oh Yeah. On The Boat Coming Over."
Maricon
It's very important. I understand.
Stay out of it? It's my deal. I set it up.
Sit down over here.
No, but you wouldn't listen! You stupid fuck! Look at you now. NO, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN! YOU
Neither do you, Frank.
- Come on. I want you to take this. - I gotta go back in.
lol
"I Stayed Loyal To You."
You think you can tell me what to do?
BITCH! LESBIAN!
Anything beats lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you!
Fuck!
The guy was behind me. I killed him.
Okay.
A lot of bullshit, that's what happened.
And you tell him:
This was when I was a kid, you know?
You got me into this mess in the first place.
Then what?
and think you can get my respect.
Look at you now
- That doesn't look like me. - That looks pretty, man.
let me tell you.
I gotta look after my investment!
You bank boys gotta come down a bit.
Just shut up. I'm doing the talking here.
- That's where it stays. - Are you afraid of Tony?
Class A Chit!
- Hello. - Manny Ribera. Elvira.
... splendor of our city at its best.
I want to talk to you. Sit down. I'm not gonna bite you.
Tony! Montana!
Let's just say I want things to stay the way they are for now.
- He knows how to treat a woman? - Yes.
FUCK LOVE I BEEN HAVING MOTION
She not fo you..
Yeah, man. We were in the Army.
You want to go to war ok
You know what I want? I thought of this the other day.
Say hello to the bad guy!
Okay. How much?
- I want to see it now, big shot. - Don't push me.
Look at that fucking thing. You look like a lizard
Every dog has his day, Mel?
I like the way you...
Fuck that I don’t need that shit in my life
Fuck! Manny.
Okay. All right!
Like what?
Get out!
- Me, I want what's coming to me. - What's coming to you?
Come on. I'll bury these cocksuckers.
Let's get this straight now.