Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because I don't love you.
He really did. Look, I wish that...
There. Got it.
I don't want you around dangerous things that can kill you.
- I'm gone for a couple of months... - Did I tell you about the demon eggs?
Maybe some day this week after class?
Well, now, let's see. Who's obsessed with Buffy?
That's disgusting. What did it look like?
Look at him.
Makes sense.
Those are metaphor intestines. You're not in any real pain.
- If it happened to me, I'd... - Wish his penis would explode?
How?
- I wish you'd told me. - I kinda didn't wanna admit it to myself.
cos you had sex with that.
The way I feel. About you.
It's not the same.
Me, too. The using part.
And then we can invite over some strangers and ask them to feed you candy.
thinking that it has to be my fault somehow.
I hurt you, and you hit me back. Very mature.
Take him on myself, if it wasn't for my little handicap.
Congratulations. They all still love you. Even after what you did to me.
Here.
Maybe this is a good chance to try that out.
No, you're not. It's not that. It's just...
What, no rollicking adventures in the dorm?
How long you been away?
if my sister was chosen to protect the world from tax audits.
It's not like living with family, or sharing a room with someone you...
Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard.
It just feels good to be with someone who understands.
What if all you dreamed about was that magical day
and we're the only ones who are really alive.
Shudder, gasp. It must be true.
that he likes to watch girls.
So there was no child support in, like, 11 years. Not a single cheque.
What?
and I feel sick,
So, hypothetically, what do you wish you could do to him?
And a lot of monsters.
That's Sit Around and Watch the Rest of your Life Turn to Crap Guy.
You're both angry and upset and...
Thing about it is, none of this was my idea. I didn't ask to be human.